If you have to ask the price.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Minte · 12-19-2005, 07:46 PM

A woman walked into a Porsche dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Porsche and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if no one had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."

PixeLs · 12-19-2005, 08:46 PM

Not the right way to treat a costumer..

StickyGreen · 12-19-2005, 08:48 PM

lol, pretty good...

Love Sex · 12-19-2005, 08:51 PM

aaaahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh good 1

Inde · 12-19-2005, 09:11 PM

good one

Spunky · 12-19-2005, 09:17 PM

That was good

Vitasoy · 12-19-2005, 09:35 PM

lol never heard that one before

reed_4 · 12-19-2005, 11:40 PM

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

fuzebox · 12-20-2005, 12:32 AM

Klikrevenue guys: it was a joke.

GoNe · 12-20-2005, 04:56 AM

good one

MikeyFingaz · 12-20-2005, 05:00 AM

nice 8chars

sonofsam · 12-20-2005, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

this response is what really made me laugh

Minte · 12-20-2005, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

Manowar · 12-20-2005, 10:13 AM

Dirty F · 12-20-2005, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

Fucking retard sigwhore fuck.

TMM_John · 12-20-2005, 10:18 AM

I had a dealer tell me I couldn't afford a VW Touareg in not so many words a few weeks ago. People are too quick to judge others.

However the joke is funny

Minte · 12-20-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

I had a dealer tell me I couldn't afford a VW Touareg in not so many words a few weeks ago. People are too quick to judge others.

However the joke is funny

One of my friends bought a Touareg a couple of months ago and loves it.
He was driving a suburban before and is amazed on every level at what a fine piece of engineering the VW is.I have a MB ML350 right now for the winter vehicle and plan on taking a real hard look at the VW next spring.

Jennyfer · 12-20-2005, 03:47 PM

That's very wrong but very funny at the same time

who · 12-20-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

Retard foreign sigwhore fuck

Phoenix66 · 12-20-2005, 05:02 PM

Nice joke. Here is another one:

Q: What does a blonde call it when she is giving a blowjob in Honda?
A: Her Civic duty.

abyss_al · 12-20-2005, 05:03 PM

Dalai lama · 12-20-2005, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

Screaming · 12-20-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Fucking retard sigwhore fuck.

wow...

wow....

JFK · 12-20-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Klikrevenue guys: it was a joke.

I guess it does have to be explained to some people.........offshore outsourcing ?

12-19-2005, 07:46 PM	#1
Minte Babemeister Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Madison Posts: 7,081	If you have to ask the price.... A woman walked into a Porsche dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Porsche and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if no one had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price." __________________ You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

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