GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - View Single Post

Minte · 12-19-2005, 07:46 PM

A woman walked into a Porsche dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Porsche and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if no one had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."

12-19-2005, 07:46 PM
Minte Babemeister Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Madison Posts: 7,081	If you have to ask the price.... A woman walked into a Porsche dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Porsche and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if no one had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price." __________________ You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.