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Minte

12-19-2005 07:46 PM

If you have to ask the price....

A woman walked into a Porsche dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfectly loaded Porsche and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if no one had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price."

PixeLs

12-19-2005 08:46 PM

:1orglaugh

Not the right way to treat a costumer..

StickyGreen

12-19-2005 08:48 PM

lol, pretty good...

Love Sex

12-19-2005 08:51 PM

aaaahhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh good 1

Inde	12-19-2005 09:11 PM

:1orglaugh good one

Spunky

12-19-2005 09:17 PM

:1orglaugh That was good

Vitasoy

12-19-2005 09:35 PM

lol never heard that one before

reed_4

12-19-2005 11:40 PM

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

fuzebox

12-20-2005 12:32 AM

Klikrevenue guys: it was a joke.

GoNe	12-20-2005 04:56 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good one :thumbsup

MikeyFingaz

12-20-2005 05:00 AM

nice 8chars

sonofsam

12-20-2005 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

this response is what really made me laugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Minte

12-20-2005 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar

12-20-2005 10:13 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dirty F

12-20-2005 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

Fucking retard sigwhore fuck.

TMM_John

12-20-2005 10:18 AM

I had a dealer tell me I couldn't afford a VW Touareg in not so many words a few weeks ago. People are too quick to judge others.

However the joke is funny :)

Minte

12-20-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PBucksJohn

I had a dealer tell me I couldn't afford a VW Touareg in not so many words a few weeks ago. People are too quick to judge others.

However the joke is funny :)

One of my friends bought a Touareg a couple of months ago and loves it.
He was driving a suburban before and is amazed on every level at what a fine piece of engineering the VW is.I have a MB ML350 right now for the winter vehicle and plan on taking a real hard look at the VW next spring.

Jennyfer

12-20-2005 03:47 PM

That's very wrong but very funny at the same time

who	12-20-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

Retard foreign sigwhore fuck

Phoenix66

12-20-2005 05:02 PM

Nice joke. Here is another one:

Q: What does a blonde call it when she is giving a blowjob in Honda?
A: Her Civic duty.

abyss_al

12-20-2005 05:03 PM

:1orglaugh

Dalai lama

12-20-2005 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reed_4

I can imagine the look of the face of that lady how she was embarassed by that funny salesman.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Screaming

12-20-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Fucking retard sigwhore fuck.

wow...

wow....

JFK	12-20-2005 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Klikrevenue guys: it was a joke.

I guess it does have to be explained to some people.........offshore outsourcing ? :winkwink:

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