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Old 12-17-2005, 05:33 PM   #1
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Greatest Night of my Life

After a so-so birthday dinner, my brother and I meet up with a couple of my friends at Dave and Busters. After a half hour of boredom, I say what the hell let's go to Hardrock Casino.

We get there just after midnight and start walking around and grab a beer or two. We go inside and my brother tells me that we have to go play some texas hold 'em poker. I'm thinking it's stupid, as it's those little 1-2 dollar tables with $2 max raises.

Well, i'm up about $40 bucks and i tell the dealer this will be my last hand since i figure the $40 i win will pay for the bar tab. This is where the magic starts.

I'm dealt King/Queen suited (clubs). I'm thinking FUCK, i have to play this hand. I bet in and the flop brings Ace of Clubs, 3 of Hearts, and Jack of Clubs. Again, i'm thinking FUCK, i can't lay this down. After a stupid round of $2 dollar bets, the turn comes.......10 of Clubs. I start whispering to my friends behind the railing just watching and telling them to get my other friend cuz i'm about to drop a bomb. Meanwhile, one guy is left in the hand and he's going crazy. The river comes and it's an Ace of Hearts. We both bet to the max and he starts saying i have a feeling this is a bad beat. He's got a full house Aces full of Jacks. I stand up like a jackass and throw down the Royal Flush. Everyone starts going absolutely crazy. There's about 75-100 people surrounding us.

Turns out there's a Bad Beat Jackpot. Tonight it was $105,000.

Everyone at the table (7 people not including myself and the other guy) received $3k cash. I got $500 for the Royal. The loser got $52,000. I was shocked to learn i was getting $31,600 in cash.

So, we had to wait about 5 hours at the casino and fill out a bunch of paperwork, and at around 6:20am i was handed over $30k in cold hard cash along with a police escort home. :lol:

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Old 12-17-2005, 05:42 PM   #2
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Fucking nice man. Story of a lifetime.
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:45 PM   #3
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hahahhaha that's fucking AWESOME bro!

congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



and not to scare you or anything, but you're lucky the dealer didn't hear the guy talking about a bad beat.. if they hear that they can deny you guys the bad beat money... it's a big no-no to talk about bad beat... and if it came and they denied it, i'm sure that guy would have been dead before he made it to his car
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:51 PM   #4
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thats awesome.... out of curiousity..what did you tip the dealer?
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Old 12-17-2005, 05:54 PM   #5
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I've devoted hundreds of hours to trying to win the bad beat
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:02 PM   #6
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YARGH! Now that's a great story for the Grandkids. Congrats! now invest it, and make it grow.
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:10 PM   #7
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Damn thats awesome man
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:11 PM   #8
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Kickass score.
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:15 PM   #9
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Woah congrats ;) Definitly not something you'll see something twice !

I wish there was texas tables here at casinos ... we gotta play in private tournaments ;)
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Old 12-17-2005, 06:16 PM   #10
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Nice one all i got was a rock
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:00 PM   #11
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Awesome man..good for you
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:03 PM   #12
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Wow..nice night out. When is your birthday?
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:04 PM   #13
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Once in a lifetime, congrats
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:31 PM   #14
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ha ha !! That RULES!!!
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:56 PM   #15
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wow congrats man
Was it not possible to wire the money to your bank account? Crazy to have that much cash at home
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Old 12-17-2005, 08:22 PM   #16
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Can someone please explain what a bad beat is? I'm a little grey in that area?

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Old 12-17-2005, 08:26 PM   #17
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Can someone please explain what a bad beat is? I'm a little grey in that area?

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when Aces full of Kings (AAAKK) or better gets beaten
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:08 PM   #18
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Whoa... that is sweet! Congrats man
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:12 PM   #19
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Congrats on the cash
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Old 12-17-2005, 09:18 PM   #20
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