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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Hawaii
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Greatest Night of my Life
After a so-so birthday dinner, my brother and I meet up with a couple of my friends at Dave and Busters. After a half hour of boredom, I say what the hell let's go to Hardrock Casino.
We get there just after midnight and start walking around and grab a beer or two. We go inside and my brother tells me that we have to go play some texas hold 'em poker. I'm thinking it's stupid, as it's those little 1-2 dollar tables with $2 max raises. Well, i'm up about $40 bucks and i tell the dealer this will be my last hand since i figure the $40 i win will pay for the bar tab. This is where the magic starts. I'm dealt King/Queen suited (clubs). I'm thinking FUCK, i have to play this hand. I bet in and the flop brings Ace of Clubs, 3 of Hearts, and Jack of Clubs. Again, i'm thinking FUCK, i can't lay this down. After a stupid round of $2 dollar bets, the turn comes.......10 of Clubs. I start whispering to my friends behind the railing just watching and telling them to get my other friend cuz i'm about to drop a bomb. Meanwhile, one guy is left in the hand and he's going crazy. The river comes and it's an Ace of Hearts. We both bet to the max and he starts saying i have a feeling this is a bad beat. He's got a full house Aces full of Jacks. I stand up like a jackass and throw down the Royal Flush. Everyone starts going absolutely crazy. There's about 75-100 people surrounding us. Turns out there's a Bad Beat Jackpot. Tonight it was $105,000. Everyone at the table (7 people not including myself and the other guy) received $3k cash. I got $500 for the Royal. The loser got $52,000. I was shocked to learn i was getting $31,600 in cash. So, we had to wait about 5 hours at the casino and fill out a bunch of paperwork, and at around 6:20am i was handed over $30k in cold hard cash along with a police escort home. :lol: ![]()
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#2 |
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Fucking nice man. Story of a lifetime.
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver
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hahahhaha that's fucking AWESOME bro!
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() and not to scare you or anything, but you're lucky the dealer didn't hear the guy talking about a bad beat.. if they hear that they can deny you guys the bad beat money... it's a big no-no to talk about bad beat... and if it came and they denied it, i'm sure that guy would have been dead before he made it to his car ![]()
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thats awesome.... out of curiousity..what did you tip the dealer?
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making it rain
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I've devoted hundreds of hours to trying to win the bad beat
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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YARGH! Now that's a great story for the Grandkids. Congrats! now invest it, and make it grow.
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Damn thats awesome man
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Woah congrats ;) Definitly not something you'll see something twice !
I wish there was texas tables here at casinos ... we gotta play in private tournaments ;) |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Nice one all i got was a rock
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I need a beer
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Awesome man..good for you
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Now with more Jayne
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Wow..nice night out. When is your birthday?
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Hello world!
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Once in a lifetime, congrats
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Spread The Pink!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: TrampStampStudios.com
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ha ha !! That RULES!!!
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wow congrats man
![]() ![]() Was it not possible to wire the money to your bank account? Crazy to have that much cash at home ![]()
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Can someone please explain what a bad beat is? I'm a little grey in that area?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Whoa... that is sweet! Congrats man
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Strength and Honor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
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Congrats on the cash
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nice one!
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