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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Very small penis
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My fleshlight is..
My fleshlight is making bubble and farting sounds from the drawer - I never used it - I PROMISE!
Is that normal? (It is self cleaning right?) |
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1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.
its the richard gere promo model. |
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jellyfish
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It's haunted!
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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You sure it's the fleshlight ?
Sounds like a gremlin you have there... |
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sperm tail
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whoa... the fleshlight is alive! must be from something funky deposited in it
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#8 |
Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
Posts: 18,041
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Its your wife.
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#9 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 588
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hehe
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i heard richard gere had to go back to the hospital recently..... he had to get a MOLE removed! ![]() |
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Maybe you got your fleshlight pregnant and what you're hearing is your Love Child.
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Did you get the rented one?
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Wall Street Pimp
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
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next time clean it when finished
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#16 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 816
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its not made for anal use you idiot!!
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So Fucking Gay
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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You must have a used one... ;D
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