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biskoppen 12-16-2005 04:41 PM

My fleshlight is..
 
My fleshlight is making bubble and farting sounds from the drawer - I never used it - I PROMISE!

Is that normal?

(It is self cleaning right?)

seeric 12-16-2005 04:42 PM

1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

its the richard gere promo model.

Manowar 12-16-2005 04:43 PM

It's haunted!

JD 12-16-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

its the richard gere promo model.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 12-16-2005 04:44 PM

You sure it's the fleshlight ?

Sounds like a gremlin you have there...

biskoppen 12-16-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
Sounds like a gremlin you have there...

I could do a gremlin

jacked 12-16-2005 05:47 PM

whoa... the fleshlight is alive! must be from something funky deposited in it

gornyhuy 12-16-2005 05:52 PM

Its your wife.

hentaivip 12-16-2005 06:29 PM

hehe :) I like fleshlight

Morgan 12-16-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

its the richard gere promo model.


i heard richard gere had to go back to the hospital recently.....






















he had to get a MOLE removed!

http://www.agry.purdue.edu/turf/tips...le%20claws.jpg

NoWhErE 12-16-2005 07:21 PM

Maybe you got your fleshlight pregnant and what you're hearing is your Love Child.

Spunky 12-16-2005 07:23 PM

Did you get the rented one?

Adultnet 12-16-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked
whoa... the fleshlight is alive! must be from something funky deposited in it

yeah this is great :upsidedow :thumbsup

OG LennyT 12-16-2005 07:29 PM

next time clean it when finished

Hornydog4cooter 12-16-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

its the richard gere promo model.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Adultlexicon 12-16-2005 08:12 PM

its not made for anal use you idiot!!

Harmon 12-16-2005 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

its the richard gere promo model.

holy fuckin shit - I think I just shit my pants :1orglaugh

BoyAlley 12-16-2005 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

its the richard gere promo model.


omg that's just wrong HAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BIGTYMER 12-16-2005 08:26 PM

You must have a used one... ;D


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