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My fleshlight is..
My fleshlight is making bubble and farting sounds from the drawer - I never used it - I PROMISE!
Is that normal? (It is self cleaning right?) |
1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.
its the richard gere promo model. |
It's haunted!
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You sure it's the fleshlight ?
Sounds like a gremlin you have there... |
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whoa... the fleshlight is alive! must be from something funky deposited in it
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Its your wife.
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hehe :) I like fleshlight
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i heard richard gere had to go back to the hospital recently..... he had to get a MOLE removed! http://www.agry.purdue.edu/turf/tips...le%20claws.jpg |
Maybe you got your fleshlight pregnant and what you're hearing is your Love Child.
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Did you get the rented one?
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next time clean it when finished
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its not made for anal use you idiot!!
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omg that's just wrong HAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
You must have a used one... ;D
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