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  • biskoppen
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 5809
    #1

    My fleshlight is..

    My fleshlight is making bubble and farting sounds from the drawer - I never used it - I PROMISE!

    Is that normal?

    (It is self cleaning right?)
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    • seeric
      ..........
      • Aug 2004
      • 41917
      #2
      1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

      its the richard gere promo model.

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3
          It's haunted!

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            • JD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2003
              • 22651
              #4
              Originally posted by A1R3K
              1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

              its the richard gere promo model.

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                • Scott McD
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 67792
                  #5
                  You sure it's the fleshlight ?

                  Sounds like a gremlin you have there...


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                    • biskoppen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 5809
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Scott McD
                      Sounds like a gremlin you have there...
                      I could do a gremlin
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                        • jacked
                          sperm tail
                          • May 2004
                          • 11019
                          #7
                          whoa... the fleshlight is alive! must be from something funky deposited in it
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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041
                              #8
                              Its your wife.

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                                • hentaivip
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 588
                                  #9
                                  hehe I like fleshlight
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                                    • Morgan
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 10520
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                      1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

                                      its the richard gere promo model.

                                      i heard richard gere had to go back to the hospital recently.....






















                                      he had to get a MOLE removed!

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                                        • NoWhErE
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 10583
                                          #11
                                          Maybe you got your fleshlight pregnant and what you're hearing is your Love Child.
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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978
                                              #12
                                              Did you get the rented one?

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                                                • Adultnet
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 8713
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jacked
                                                  whoa... the fleshlight is alive! must be from something funky deposited in it
                                                  yeah this is great


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                                                    • OG LennyT
                                                      Wall Street Pimp
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 14345
                                                      #14
                                                      next time clean it when finished
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                                                        • Hornydog4cooter
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                          • 2859
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                          1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

                                                          its the richard gere promo model.

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                                                            • Adultlexicon
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 816
                                                              #16
                                                              its not made for anal use you idiot!!

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                                                                • Harmon
                                                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 20012
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                  1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

                                                                  its the richard gere promo model.
                                                                  holy fuckin shit - I think I just shit my pants
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                                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 19714
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                      1 out of 10 come with a bonus gerbil.

                                                                      its the richard gere promo model.

                                                                      omg that's just wrong HAHAHA

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                                                                        • BIGTYMER
                                                                          Junior Achiever
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 17066
                                                                          #19
                                                                          You must have a used one... ;D

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