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Spunky · 12-16-2005, 08:19 PM

Nothing beats doggy style!

neverlearn · 12-16-2005, 08:26 PM

the doggie position psychologically is for men that like to over power the women or get that feeling...I love it

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 12-16-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mogulman

The Rodeo

Start from the doggy style position, grab your girlfriend's arms and pull back on them. So she'll have her arms spread out wide and you're hanging onto her wrists supporting her weight. Once you have her in the position, fuck her as hard as possible, say "Your sister was a lot better last night", and then try to hang on.

Caution: potentially violent outcome

now thats the most violent position I have ever heard!

Marshal · 12-16-2005, 09:32 PM

missionary pose do the work... with her legs on my back... :D

mastermikex · 12-16-2005, 10:07 PM

a variation of the Rodeo is telling her that you have some STD, like herpes or the clap or AIDS or something...especially effective if you're barebacking it

Vitasoy · 12-17-2005, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

lol... that was great! haha

megatgpdotnet · 12-17-2005, 02:54 AM

LMAO!

Post more positions, this is damn too funny :D

Violetta · 12-17-2005, 02:59 AM

hahahahaha @ biff

JoeB612 · 12-17-2005, 06:08 AM

Quotoes from sexualpositionsfree.com:

Hot Carl: or is it Hot Karl? A hot carl is when one person squats over the other and shits in his or her mouth. I don't know who thinks these things up but I think they must masturbate to some pretty weird stuff.

Why can't we all just agree to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's breast or to that scene from The Last Seduction with the chain link fence. Come on people, let's get it together. Stop masturbating to thoughts of pooping in other peoples mouths. It just isn't right. Next time, think about that girl Charlotte from Sex in the City during the episode when she says "Fuck me fucker!" in a very non-prissy way. Awww yeah, now that was some sexy dirty talk. It works for me.

JoeB612 · 12-17-2005, 06:10 AM

not to be confused with the drink Hot Carl:

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila
1 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Ramos · 12-17-2005, 10:42 AM

The Korean Basket

JoeB612 · 12-19-2005, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

The Korean Basket

Ramos, what the hell is the Korean Basket??

Daymare · 12-19-2005, 08:34 AM

gotta go with a blumpkin here

wikipedia definition
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blumpkin

sfera · 12-19-2005, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

no shit lol

Screaming · 12-19-2005, 09:04 AM

Cute thread lol.

TinaBallina · 12-19-2005, 01:46 PM

Funny how this thread did not get as many posts as I thought?

Jennyfer · 12-19-2005, 01:47 PM

Great positions guys! haha

SleazyDream · 12-19-2005, 01:49 PM

i think tina's horny

TinaBallina · 12-19-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i think tina's horny

You know it...........xo

noize · 12-19-2005, 02:27 PM

The Dutch Flat
The girl lays flat on her back, the guy stradles her chest with his cock in her mouth. While she is blowing him he sits on her tits and takes a dump so the shit flattens out between his ass and her tits.

TheJimmy · 12-19-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Nothing beats doggy style!

except doggy style, with a thumb lodged deeply in their ass...

tristan_D · 12-19-2005, 06:20 PM

this thread should have been more fun with pics.

JoeB612 · 12-19-2005, 09:00 PM

Tina wouldnt sign the 2257...

reed_4 · 12-20-2005, 12:38 AM

i love the "dirty sanchez" move.

Bluewire Ross · 12-20-2005, 12:49 AM

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12-17-2005, 06:08 AM	#59
JoeB612 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 90	Quotoes from sexualpositionsfree.com: Hot Carl: or is it Hot Karl? A hot carl is when one person squats over the other and shits in his or her mouth. I don't know who thinks these things up but I think they must masturbate to some pretty weird stuff. Why can't we all just agree to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's breast or to that scene from The Last Seduction with the chain link fence. Come on people, let's get it together. Stop masturbating to thoughts of pooping in other peoples mouths. It just isn't right. Next time, think about that girl Charlotte from Sex in the City during the episode when she says "Fuck me fucker!" in a very non-prissy way. Awww yeah, now that was some sexy dirty talk. It works for me.

12-17-2005, 06:10 AM	#60
JoeB612 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 90	not to be confused with the drink Hot Carl: Scale ingredients to servings 1 oz Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila 1 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps 1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

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