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Quotoes from sexualpositionsfree.com:
Hot Carl: or is it Hot Karl? A hot carl is when one person squats over the other and shits in his or her mouth. I don't know who thinks these things up but I think they must masturbate to some pretty weird stuff.
Why can't we all just agree to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's breast or to that scene from The Last Seduction with the chain link fence. Come on people, let's get it together. Stop masturbating to thoughts of pooping in other peoples mouths. It just isn't right. Next time, think about that girl Charlotte from Sex in the City during the episode when she says "Fuck me fucker!" in a very non-prissy way. Awww yeah, now that was some sexy dirty talk. It works for me.
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