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12-14-2005, 06:13 PM
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PIECE OF SHIT COp , pulls me over in my driveway.....
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I go to 7-11 and make right turn , stop sign there but no one was around anyways up my street i go and prick turns his lights on and comes after me as pull into drive way. Ass hole gave me ticket!!!!!!!!! Fucking cocksuking asshole pig. No more fucking donations from me  Funny thing is i remember this dickwad from years ago also. Gave me tickets like 7 years or so ago. 150 dollars for it. I showed him all the shit also and he was just being a cock. I told him what you dont show courtesy? Then he said something stupid. I told the prick where were you when my car got broken into? Now your here? It pissed him off Fucking PIGS 1st time my PBA shit didnt work arghhhhhhhhhhhh  |
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12-14-2005, 06:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Sorry I am just ranting.
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12-14-2005, 06:14 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Flash him a c note next time and wink
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12-14-2005, 06:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother
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12-14-2005, 06:15 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-14-2005, 06:18 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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12-14-2005, 06:18 PM
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Ryde or Die
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haha fucking owned.
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12-14-2005, 06:19 PM
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You gotta keep more fleshlights handy in your car so you can use that as bribes
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12-14-2005, 06:20 PM
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That sux....I have a book called "FIGHT YOUR TICKET" that thing has saved me so much cash. I have won every traffic ticket since I bought it. If you pick it up Ill tell you which section to use. I even had one judge that had to go look up the section to make sure I was right LOL
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12-14-2005, 06:20 PM
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former Miserable Admin :)
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12-14-2005, 06:21 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Traffic Lawyer will have it taken care of and shit somehow. |
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12-14-2005, 06:22 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Most of em i have encountered let me go. |
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12-14-2005, 06:23 PM
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this & that
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You should have offered him a free fleshlight in exchange for not writing you that ticket
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12-14-2005, 06:23 PM
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LOL... cops suck. Just paid a ticket... 71 in a 65 Cost 75 bucks... 6 miles over the limit? for christ sake... hell I was being past by others and I get a ticket... basterds.
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12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I bet you he was a racist and gave it too me cause i am black
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12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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It sucks when you are confronted with the real world where you can't spam Fleshlight banners and information at 48 font to solve any problem you might encounter.
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12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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bribe him with a fleshlight
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12-14-2005, 06:25 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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From now on I am keeping these in my car
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12-14-2005, 06:26 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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How many times do you need to get owned? Should i go start bumping your stupid threads again? |
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12-14-2005, 06:27 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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I don't understand what you did that was so wrong.
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12-14-2005, 06:28 PM
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I would have started my house was sovereign territory and the US government has no business there. Let him know you are cancelling trade agreements with the US, and putting trade tarrifs on exports. Also make him aware that you are writing him an international ticket for moving into territory not of his country. See what he does. |
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12-14-2005, 06:29 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:31 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I remember the cops face from years ago and I believe he remembered me.... I was nice and everything but i guess sometimes it doesnt matter |
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12-14-2005, 06:31 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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I got a DUI in the drive-thru at WhataBurger once.
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12-14-2005, 06:31 PM
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 I am ranting here instead of at the pig... hehhe |
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12-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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at the drive thru? |
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12-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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That sucks man - I never used to fight tickets - but my damned insurance went up by $8,000 last year!!! No accidents - just a few speeding tickets and BAM!!! Insurance skyrockets!!! FIGHT THEM TICKETS!!!
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12-14-2005, 06:32 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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12-14-2005, 06:33 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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Yeah. And the cops wouldn't let me get my food I had already ordered.
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12-14-2005, 06:34 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:35 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Elli, Ironic part is that myself and neighbors have asked for more cops to enforce that stop sign. In day time its crazy, people go throw it doing 40 mph + He had all lights off and parked halfway up the block i didnt even see the prick. Very Ironic.....I guess shit happens what can ya do could have been worse |
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12-14-2005, 06:36 PM
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dont take it so bad bro, when i was a cop there are some cops that will give other cops tickets. i know i got one from one of them. on my way home from graduating from P.O.S.T. , which is the california police academy, i got pulled over with my certificates from the graduation, like the real card they give you to carry to show you are a cop, and it was for something stupid, and the prick gave me a ticket. some of them are so bitter that they would give their mom or pregnant wife tickets.
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12-14-2005, 06:36 PM
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I look as i roll yo. this prick must have needed some pussy , shit i should have offered him a few fleshlights |
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12-14-2005, 06:37 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:38 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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the majority of cops are guys who couldn't get laid in high school, so they become cops and think that earns them respect and attention from chicks..whatever..., but it doesn't they are still the corn cocks they were now that they were then 
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12-14-2005, 06:39 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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12-14-2005, 06:40 PM
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No wonder my slurpee is melted
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12-14-2005, 06:42 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:47 PM
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Oh you did an 'American' Stop
*that's what they're called here* hahahahSince my street is off the service road, people think it's a dead zone or something. Anyhow, we bust the cops chops to stick in the area cuz after the schoolbuses have stopped passing, it's the F1 around here & in the course of the 36 years I've lived here, there have been about 15 kids hit by a car. If the cops around, there's a telephone chain going on and everyone warns the other to check the 'hot' spot & go extra slow & no American stops |
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12-14-2005, 06:49 PM
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12-14-2005, 06:50 PM
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why didnt you just cap him like a real guido?
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12-14-2005, 06:51 PM
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12-14-2005, 08:58 PM
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Workin With The Devil
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Man that sucks Juicy
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12-14-2005, 09:02 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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12-14-2005, 09:02 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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I've dealt with two prick cops in the last year too. Totally unreasonable...
I am not donating to PBA or FOP anymore either. Ever. Fuck that. 
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