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Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:13 PM

PIECE OF SHIT COp , pulls me over in my driveway.....
 
Fucking A

I go to 7-11 and make right turn , stop sign there but no one was around

anyways up my street i go and prick turns his lights on and comes after me as pull into drive way.

Ass hole gave me ticket!!!!!!!!! Fucking cocksuking asshole pig. No more fucking donations from me :mad:

Funny thing is i remember this dickwad from years ago also. Gave me tickets like 7 years or so ago. 150 dollars for it.

I showed him all the shit also and he was just being a cock. I told him what you dont show courtesy? Then he said something stupid.

I told the prick where were you when my car got broken into? Now your here?
It pissed him off

Fucking PIGS 1st time my PBA shit didnt work arghhhhhhhhhhhh

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/A...12635_1335.jpg

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:14 PM

Sorry I am just ranting.

Spunky 12-14-2005 06:14 PM

Flash him a c note next time and wink

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:14 PM

Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Flash him a c note next time and wink

nah this guy was a prick. wouldnt have helped.

sickkittens 12-14-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother

I had a friend who did that. Guy wrote him another ticket. My "friend" then ripped the ticket up (idiot) and threw it in a garbage can. Some of the pieces hit the ground and the cop wrote him another ticket for littering. :1orglaugh

wdsguy 12-14-2005 06:18 PM

haha fucking owned.

Doctor Dre 12-14-2005 06:19 PM

You gotta keep more fleshlights handy in your car so you can use that as bribes

http://www.yobitch.com/fleshlight.jpg

Just Mike 12-14-2005 06:20 PM

That sux....I have a book called "FIGHT YOUR TICKET" that thing has saved me so much cash. I have won every traffic ticket since I bought it. If you pick it up Ill tell you which section to use. I even had one judge that had to go look up the section to make sure I was right LOL

TexasDreams 12-14-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
nah this guy was a prick. wouldnt have helped.

You should have bribed him with a Fleshlight. http://www.texasdreams.com/fleshy.gif

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
I had a friend who did that. Guy wrote him another ticket. My "friend" then ripped the ticket up (idiot) and threw it in a garbage can. Some of the pieces hit the ground and the cop wrote him another ticket for littering. :1orglaugh

nah i aint stupid thats why i am ranting here. If i would have let loose on him I would havent gotten more tickets and shit...I aint stupid let the pig have his joy.

Traffic Lawyer will have it taken care of and shit somehow.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
haha fucking owned.

Big Time but no worries. There is always one prick cop out of 10

Most of em i have encountered let me go.

mikeet 12-14-2005 06:23 PM

You should have offered him a free fleshlight in exchange for not writing you that ticket :winkwink:

Gerco 12-14-2005 06:23 PM

LOL... cops suck. Just paid a ticket... 71 in a 65 Cost 75 bucks... 6 miles over the limit? for christ sake... hell I was being past by others and I get a ticket... basterds.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

I bet you he was a racist and gave it too me cause i am black

PixeLs 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother

I know you don't hav the balls for that yet.. :)

Clicky_Bucks 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

It sucks when you are confronted with the real world where you can't spam Fleshlight banners and information at 48 font to solve any problem you might encounter.

Diego 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
You should have bribed him with a Fleshlight. http://www.texasdreams.com/fleshy.gif

Hmm....the female answer to the Fleshlight....the Nightstick? Oooh, the possibilities. :)

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco
LOL... cops suck. Just paid a ticket... 71 in a 65 Cost 75 bucks... 6 miles over the limit? for christ sake... hell I was being past by others and I get a ticket... basterds.

thats CHEAP this ticket is $150 bucks yo

tristan_D 12-14-2005 06:24 PM

bribe him with a fleshlight

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:25 PM

From now on I am keeping these in my car

http://members.aol.com/alsminis/donuts.jpg

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
It sucks when you are confronted with the real world where you can't spam Fleshlight banners and information at 48 font to solve any problem you might encounter.

Hey its Clicky the idiot!!!!!!!!!

How many times do you need to get owned?

Should i go start bumping your stupid threads again?

Elli 12-14-2005 06:27 PM

I don't understand what you did that was so wrong.

BradM 12-14-2005 06:28 PM

J....
I would have started my house was sovereign territory and the US government has no business there. Let him know you are cancelling trade agreements with the US, and putting trade tarrifs on exports. Also make him aware that you are writing him an international ticket for moving into territory not of his country.

See what he does.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
J....
I would have started my house was sovereign territory and the US government has no business there. Let him know you are cancelling trade agreements with the US, and putting trade tarrifs on exports. Also make him aware that you are writing him an international ticket for moving into territory not of his country.

See what he does.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fetishblog 12-14-2005 06:30 PM

This thread is funny. Thanks Juicy! :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
I don't understand what you did that was so wrong.

Rolling right turn onto my block that had stop sign , no cars in site anywhere.

I remember the cops face from years ago and I believe he remembered me....

I was nice and everything but i guess sometimes it doesnt matter

mikeyddddd 12-14-2005 06:31 PM

I got a DUI in the drive-thru at WhataBurger once.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog
This thread is funny. Thanks Juicy! :thumbsup

:pimp :pimp I am ranting here instead of at the pig... hehhe

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd
I got a DUI in the drive-thru at WhataBurger once.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh at the drive thru?

Cassavetes 12-14-2005 06:32 PM

That sucks man - I never used to fight tickets - but my damned insurance went up by $8,000 last year!!! No accidents - just a few speeding tickets and BAM!!! Insurance skyrockets!!! FIGHT THEM TICKETS!!!

Elli 12-14-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Rolling right turn onto my block that had stop sign , no cars in site anywhere.

I remember the cops face from years ago and I believe he remembered me....

I was nice and everything but i guess sometimes it doesnt matter

Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time :)

mikeyddddd 12-14-2005 06:33 PM

Yeah. And the cops wouldn't let me get my food I had already ordered.

BradM 12-14-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time :)

Who makes full stops after they turn 17? I haven't made a full stop in 5 years.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time :)


Elli,

Ironic part is that myself and neighbors have asked for more cops to enforce that stop sign. In day time its crazy, people go throw it doing 40 mph +

He had all lights off and parked halfway up the block i didnt even see the prick.

Very Ironic.....I guess shit happens what can ya do could have been worse

seeric 12-14-2005 06:36 PM

dont take it so bad bro, when i was a cop there are some cops that will give other cops tickets. i know i got one from one of them. on my way home from graduating from P.O.S.T. , which is the california police academy, i got pulled over with my certificates from the graduation, like the real card they give you to carry to show you are a cop, and it was for something stupid, and the prick gave me a ticket. some of them are so bitter that they would give their mom or pregnant wife tickets.

90% of them will cut you loose.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Who makes full stops after they turn 17? I haven't made a full stop in 5 years.


I look as i roll yo. this prick must have needed some pussy , shit i should have offered him a few fleshlights

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
dont take it so bad bro, when i was a cop there are some cops that will give other cops tickets. i know i got one from one of them. on my way home from graduating from P.O.S.T. , which is the california police academy, i got pulled over with my certificates from the graduation, like the real card they give you to carry to show you are a cop, and it was for something stupid, and the prick gave me a ticket. some of them are so bitter that they would give their mom or pregnant wife tickets.

90% of them will cut you loose.

yup i know the other say NYS State trooper let me go doing like 80-85 or so in 55 , he was nice cop.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teamglamour
That sucks man - I never used to fight tickets - but my damned insurance went up by $8,000 last year!!! No accidents - just a few speeding tickets and BAM!!! Insurance skyrockets!!! FIGHT THEM TICKETS!!!

I am sending it to a traffic lawyer Ernie D knows. Just dont want points on license n shit.

Ramos 12-14-2005 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Fucking A

I go to 7-11 and make right turn , stop sign there but no one was around

anyways up my street i go and prick turns his lights on and comes after me as pull into drive way.

Ass hole gave me ticket!!!!!!!!! Fucking cocksuking asshole pig. No more fucking donations from me :mad:

Funny thing is i remember this dickwad from years ago also. Gave me tickets like 7 years or so ago. 150 dollars for it.

I showed him all the shit also and he was just being a cock. I told him what you dont show courtesy? Then he said something stupid.

I told the prick where were you when my car got broken into? Now your here?
It pissed him off

Fucking PIGS 1st time my PBA shit didnt work arghhhhhhhhhhhh

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/A...12635_1335.jpg


the majority of cops are guys who couldn't get laid in high school, so they become cops and think that earns them respect and attention from chicks..whatever..., but it doesn't they are still the corn cocks they were now that they were then :2 cents:

Elli 12-14-2005 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Elli,

Ironic part is that myself and neighbors have asked for more cops to enforce that stop sign. In day time its crazy, people go throw it doing 40 mph +

He had all lights off and parked halfway up the block i didnt even see the prick.

Very Ironic.....I guess shit happens what can ya do could have been worse

hehe well you got what you asked for, then. :)

sicone 12-14-2005 06:40 PM

No wonder my slurpee is melted

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-14-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time :)

You are a hot female. If they pull you over, you just bat your eyes and all. If they continue on (as though your looks don't affect them) then you start crying. They won't ever give a hot crying girl a ticket, unless she has a dead body in the car with her.
Guys can't ever get out of a ticket.

Trixxxia 12-14-2005 06:47 PM

Oh you did an 'American' Stop :) *that's what they're called here* hahahah

Since my street is off the service road, people think it's a dead zone or something. Anyhow, we bust the cops chops to stick in the area cuz after the schoolbuses have stopped passing, it's the F1 around here & in the course of the 36 years I've lived here, there have been about 15 kids hit by a car. If the cops around, there's a telephone chain going on and everyone warns the other to check the 'hot' spot & go extra slow & no American stops :)

BIGTYMER 12-14-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I bet you he was a racist and gave it too me cause i am black

Yep! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

p1mpdogg 12-14-2005 06:50 PM

why didnt you just cap him like a real guido?

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
why didnt you just cap him like a real guido?

I wasnt packing heat. I just made a 7-11 run no need to pack heat

Pete-KT 12-14-2005 08:58 PM

Man that sucks Juicy

BoyAlley 12-14-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
I had a friend who did that. Guy wrote him another ticket. My "friend" then ripped the ticket up (idiot) and threw it in a garbage can. Some of the pieces hit the ground and the cop wrote him another ticket for littering. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LiveDose 12-14-2005 09:02 PM

I've dealt with two prick cops in the last year too. Totally unreasonable...

I am not donating to PBA or FOP anymore either. Ever. Fuck that.

:321GFY


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