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PIECE OF SHIT COp , pulls me over in my driveway.....

12-14-2005, 04:13 PM

Fucking A

I go to 7-11 and make right turn , stop sign there but no one was around

anyways up my street i go and prick turns his lights on and comes after me as pull into drive way.

Ass hole gave me ticket!!!!!!!!! Fucking cocksuking asshole pig. No more fucking donations from me

Funny thing is i remember this dickwad from years ago also. Gave me tickets like 7 years or so ago. 150 dollars for it.

I showed him all the shit also and he was just being a cock. I told him what you dont show courtesy? Then he said something stupid.

I told the prick where were you when my car got broken into? Now your here?
It pissed him off

Fucking PIGS 1st time my PBA shit didnt work arghhhhhhhhhhhh
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12-14-2005, 04:14 PM

Sorry I am just ranting.
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12-14-2005, 04:14 PM

Flash him a c note next time and wink

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12-14-2005, 04:14 PM

Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother
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12-14-2005, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Flash him a c note next time and wink

nah this guy was a prick. wouldnt have helped.
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12-14-2005, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother

I had a friend who did that. Guy wrote him another ticket. My "friend" then ripped the ticket up (idiot) and threw it in a garbage can. Some of the pieces hit the ground and the cop wrote him another ticket for littering.

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12-14-2005, 04:18 PM

haha fucking owned.
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12-14-2005, 04:19 PM

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12-14-2005, 04:20 PM

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12-14-2005, 04:20 PM

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nah this guy was a prick. wouldnt have helped.

You should have bribed him with a Fleshlight.

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12-14-2005, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

I had a friend who did that. Guy wrote him another ticket. My "friend" then ripped the ticket up (idiot) and threw it in a garbage can. Some of the pieces hit the ground and the cop wrote him another ticket for littering.

nah i aint stupid thats why i am ranting here. If i would have let loose on him I would havent gotten more tickets and shit...I aint stupid let the pig have his joy.

Traffic Lawyer will have it taken care of and shit somehow.
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12-14-2005, 04:22 PM

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haha fucking owned.

Big Time but no worries. There is always one prick cop out of 10

Most of em i have encountered let me go.
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12-14-2005, 04:23 PM

You should have offered him a free fleshlight in exchange for not writing you that ticket
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12-14-2005, 04:23 PM

LOL... cops suck. Just paid a ticket... 71 in a 65 Cost 75 bucks... 6 miles over the limit? for christ sake... hell I was being past by others and I get a ticket... basterds.

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12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

I bet you he was a racist and gave it too me cause i am black
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12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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Good thing i didnt tell him to go fuck his mother

I know you don't hav the balls for that yet..

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12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by TexasDreams

You should have bribed him with a Fleshlight.

Hmm....the female answer to the Fleshlight....the Nightstick? Oooh, the possibilities.
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12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Gerco

LOL... cops suck. Just paid a ticket... 71 in a 65 Cost 75 bucks... 6 miles over the limit? for christ sake... hell I was being past by others and I get a ticket... basterds.

thats CHEAP this ticket is $150 bucks yo
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12-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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12-14-2005, 04:25 PM

From now on I am keeping these in my car
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12-14-2005, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Clicky_Bucks

It sucks when you are confronted with the real world where you can't spam Fleshlight banners and information at 48 font to solve any problem you might encounter.

Hey its Clicky the idiot!!!!!!!!!

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12-14-2005, 04:27 PM

I don't understand what you did that was so wrong.

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12-14-2005, 04:28 PM

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I would have started my house was sovereign territory and the US government has no business there. Let him know you are cancelling trade agreements with the US, and putting trade tarrifs on exports. Also make him aware that you are writing him an international ticket for moving into territory not of his country.

See what he does.
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12-14-2005, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by BradM

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I would have started my house was sovereign territory and the US government has no business there. Let him know you are cancelling trade agreements with the US, and putting trade tarrifs on exports. Also make him aware that you are writing him an international ticket for moving into territory not of his country.

See what he does.
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12-14-2005, 04:30 PM

This thread is funny. Thanks Juicy!

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12-14-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Elli

I don't understand what you did that was so wrong.

Rolling right turn onto my block that had stop sign , no cars in site anywhere.

I remember the cops face from years ago and I believe he remembered me....

I was nice and everything but i guess sometimes it doesnt matter
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12-14-2005, 04:31 PM

I got a DUI in the drive-thru at WhataBurger once.

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12-14-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by fetishblog

This thread is funny. Thanks Juicy!

I am ranting here instead of at the pig... hehhe
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12-14-2005, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by mikeyddddd

I got a DUI in the drive-thru at WhataBurger once.

at the drive thru?
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12-14-2005, 04:32 PM

That sucks man - I never used to fight tickets - but my damned insurance went up by $8,000 last year!!! No accidents - just a few speeding tickets and BAM!!! Insurance skyrockets!!! FIGHT THEM TICKETS!!!
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12-14-2005, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Rolling right turn onto my block that had stop sign , no cars in site anywhere.

I remember the cops face from years ago and I believe he remembered me....

I was nice and everything but i guess sometimes it doesnt matter

Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time

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12-14-2005, 04:33 PM

Yeah. And the cops wouldn't let me get my food I had already ordered.

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12-14-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Elli

Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time

Who makes full stops after they turn 17? I haven't made a full stop in 5 years.
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12-14-2005, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Elli

Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time

Elli,

Ironic part is that myself and neighbors have asked for more cops to enforce that stop sign. In day time its crazy, people go throw it doing 40 mph +

He had all lights off and parked halfway up the block i didnt even see the prick.

Very Ironic.....I guess shit happens what can ya do could have been worse
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12-14-2005, 04:36 PM

dont take it so bad bro, when i was a cop there are some cops that will give other cops tickets. i know i got one from one of them. on my way home from graduating from P.O.S.T. , which is the california police academy, i got pulled over with my certificates from the graduation, like the real card they give you to carry to show you are a cop, and it was for something stupid, and the prick gave me a ticket. some of them are so bitter that they would give their mom or pregnant wife tickets.

90% of them will cut you loose.
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12-14-2005, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by BradM

Who makes full stops after they turn 17? I haven't made a full stop in 5 years.

I look as i roll yo. this prick must have needed some pussy , shit i should have offered him a few fleshlights
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12-14-2005, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by A1R3K

dont take it so bad bro, when i was a cop there are some cops that will give other cops tickets. i know i got one from one of them. on my way home from graduating from P.O.S.T. , which is the california police academy, i got pulled over with my certificates from the graduation, like the real card they give you to carry to show you are a cop, and it was for something stupid, and the prick gave me a ticket. some of them are so bitter that they would give their mom or pregnant wife tickets.

90% of them will cut you loose.

yup i know the other say NYS State trooper let me go doing like 80-85 or so in 55 , he was nice cop.
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12-14-2005, 04:38 PM

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That sucks man - I never used to fight tickets - but my damned insurance went up by $8,000 last year!!! No accidents - just a few speeding tickets and BAM!!! Insurance skyrockets!!! FIGHT THEM TICKETS!!!

I am sending it to a traffic lawyer Ernie D knows. Just dont want points on license n shit.
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12-14-2005, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Fucking A

I go to 7-11 and make right turn , stop sign there but no one was around

anyways up my street i go and prick turns his lights on and comes after me as pull into drive way.

Ass hole gave me ticket!!!!!!!!! Fucking cocksuking asshole pig. No more fucking donations from me

Funny thing is i remember this dickwad from years ago also. Gave me tickets like 7 years or so ago. 150 dollars for it.

I showed him all the shit also and he was just being a cock. I told him what you dont show courtesy? Then he said something stupid.

I told the prick where were you when my car got broken into? Now your here?
It pissed him off

Fucking PIGS 1st time my PBA shit didnt work arghhhhhhhhhhhh

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12-14-2005, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Elli,

Ironic part is that myself and neighbors have asked for more cops to enforce that stop sign. In day time its crazy, people go throw it doing 40 mph +

He had all lights off and parked halfway up the block i didnt even see the prick.

Very Ironic.....I guess shit happens what can ya do could have been worse

hehe well you got what you asked for, then.

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12-14-2005, 04:40 PM

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12-14-2005, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Elli

Ah the famous "rolling stop". hehe I do those all the time

You are a hot female. If they pull you over, you just bat your eyes and all. If they continue on (as though your looks don't affect them) then you start crying. They won't ever give a hot crying girl a ticket, unless she has a dead body in the car with her.
Guys can't ever get out of a ticket.
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12-14-2005, 04:47 PM

Oh you did an 'American' Stop *that's what they're called here* hahahah

Since my street is off the service road, people think it's a dead zone or something. Anyhow, we bust the cops chops to stick in the area cuz after the schoolbuses have stopped passing, it's the F1 around here & in the course of the 36 years I've lived here, there have been about 15 kids hit by a car. If the cops around, there's a telephone chain going on and everyone warns the other to check the 'hot' spot & go extra slow & no American stops
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12-14-2005, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

I bet you he was a racist and gave it too me cause i am black

Yep!
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12-14-2005, 04:50 PM

why didnt you just cap him like a real guido?

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12-14-2005, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by p1mpdogg

why didnt you just cap him like a real guido?

I wasnt packing heat. I just made a 7-11 run no need to pack heat
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12-14-2005, 06:58 PM

Man that sucks Juicy
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12-14-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by sickkittens

I had a friend who did that. Guy wrote him another ticket. My "friend" then ripped the ticket up (idiot) and threw it in a garbage can. Some of the pieces hit the ground and the cop wrote him another ticket for littering.
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12-14-2005, 07:02 PM

I've dealt with two prick cops in the last year too. Totally unreasonable...

I am not donating to PBA or FOP anymore either. Ever. Fuck that.

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