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nofx · 12-12-2005, 05:21 AM

wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..

Juicy D. Links · 12-12-2005, 05:22 AM

cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

drama · 12-12-2005, 05:23 AM

Be a man and drink it black

nofx · 12-12-2005, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i just jerked off about 30 min ago.

gotta wait for my lil soldiers to rebuild

any other suggestions?

nofx · 12-12-2005, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by drama

Be a man and drink it black

i am drinking it how it currently is

i just was wondering if there was some crazy shit i've never thought of I could add to it and make it taste like a virgins pussy

Fucksakes · 12-12-2005, 05:27 AM

I hate when that happens.. thou I wont have that problem anytime soon, we got a milkman that comes at 5am, we got breastmilk, girlfriend is up every 4 hours to pump them suckers.. and damn they are big.. we got powdermilk, coffeemate.

nofx · 12-12-2005, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I hate when that happens.. thou I wont have that problem anytime soon, we got a milkman that comes at 5am, we got breastmilk, girlfriend is up every 4 hours to pump them suckers.. and damn they are big.. we got powdermilk, coffeemate.

you fucking bastard, you're stockpiling all the milk.

its all good, I'm chugging these mugs of blackholes down like shots of Jager.

going on cup 2.

fuck all of you. i dont need your suggestions.

Tricksy · 12-12-2005, 05:33 AM

put some honey...

Antonio · 12-12-2005, 05:35 AM

I drink double espressos with no sugar (or milk) all the time, I'll probably puke if there's sugar inside

as for you, if you have honey you're saved, otherwise walk three houses down and ask that widow with the big tits for a cup of sugar

Furious_Female · 12-12-2005, 05:36 AM

Bailey's... whipped cream... marshmallows... I dunno lol go buy a cow you #FF0000 neck

fris · 12-12-2005, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..

nofx · 12-12-2005, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

I think that is dunefields gf

3rd fucking cup of #000000 coffee

reed_4 · 12-12-2005, 06:28 AM

more sugar or honey to make it more tastier.

brand0n · 12-12-2005, 06:33 AM

drink it black puss

adultchica · 12-12-2005, 06:45 AM

Yeah honey's a good idea or something sweet do you have any chocolate you could melt.......seriously

Melt some chocolate and put a teaspoon in there or some money. Just trying to think of something sweet.........or melt a little bit of vanilla ice cream and put it in there.

No sugar sucks.

nofx · 12-12-2005, 06:53 AM

fuck it

i dont need sugar

why is coffee legal but meth/coke/crack isnt ?

every single fucking day people guzzle down a few cups of coffee to wake them up/give them that extra lil pep...

why not legalize drugs which speed you up

iBanker · 12-12-2005, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..

A small chunk of chocolate works. I did it once in the past when I didn't have any sugar.... Now I do it all the time at home.

JamesK2 · 12-12-2005, 07:13 AM

Yeah I'd recommend some candy. Just toss it in along with some yogurt and voila

MattOT · 12-12-2005, 07:16 AM

yea add chocolate is will be good

EroticySteve · 12-12-2005, 07:20 AM

Coffee was meant to be enjoyed black and hot.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-12-2005, 07:20 AM

hot chocolat packets are good to put in coffee

nofx · 12-12-2005, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

hot chocolat packets are good to put in coffee

but I dont have any so fuck that idea

fuzebox · 12-12-2005, 07:27 AM

Black coffee is the way to go you pussy...

Unless you're drinking shitty coffee, then I feel your pain... Go buy good coffe.

HeadPimp · 12-12-2005, 08:12 AM

I live in the Seattle area. I just yell out my order out the window to the nearest Starbucks, and walk over. Usually ready before I get there.

OK, not entirely true, but pretty close to true...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-12-2005, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

but I dont have any so fuck that idea

Hot chocolate is a staple in this house..especially in the winter months...we even use it when we are having chocloate fits and no candy bars around

dissipate · 12-12-2005, 08:22 AM

Go next door and ask your neighbor... bonus points of she's hot and shows up in her robe

nofx · 12-12-2005, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Go next door and ask your neighbor... bonus points of she's hot and shows up in her robe

ugh

my neighbor is some annoying elderly black lady that works with retarded kids and i'm sure she hates my guts because i'm always loud as shit.

fuck that

Crypt · 12-12-2005, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..

Watch this video 3 times in a row, you will no longer need sugar, milk even cofee

Video

gornyhuy · 12-12-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by nofx

ugh

my neighbor is some annoying elderly black lady that works with retarded kids and i'm sure she hates my guts because i'm always loud as shit.

fuck that

Just makes her milk all the sweeter... milk them teats!

ChatCash_Rob · 12-12-2005, 09:28 AM

Definitely Baileys

Jer · 12-12-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by reed_4

more sugar or honey to make it more tastier.

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2) post

Jer · 12-12-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by HeadPimp

I live in the Seattle area. I just yell out my order out the window to the nearest Starbucks, and walk over. Usually ready before I get there.

Any of you watched David Letterman a few days ago when he had Starbucks coffee pumped directly to his desk? It was ice cold coffee! ;)

CDSmith · 12-12-2005, 09:50 AM

Let's see, the stuff I've put in my coffee before....

Honey.... I get the feeling you don't have any

Mollasses... great stuff, actually goes well in coffee.

Brown sugar

a tiny drop of real maple syrup.... this stuff is very sweet

Today I'm out of milk too, but I have a few of those flavored creamers in the fridge... a French Vanilla, and a hazelnut one. I think I'll have the Vanilla in honor of Vanilla's birthday today :D

CherryLipsRosa · 12-12-2005, 09:52 AM

Baileys is the best if you have some

Herb Kornfield · 12-12-2005, 09:59 AM

Flour ......

12-12-2005, 05:21 AM	#1
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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I drink double espressos with no sugar (or milk) all the time, I'll probably puke if there's sugar inside as for you, if you have honey you're saved, otherwise walk three houses down and ask that widow with the big tits for a cup of sugar

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adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	Yeah honey's a good idea or something sweet do you have any chocolate you could melt.......seriously Melt some chocolate and put a teaspoon in there or some money. Just trying to think of something sweet.........or melt a little bit of vanilla ice cream and put it in there. No sugar sucks. __________________

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	fuck it i dont need sugar why is coffee legal but meth/coke/crack isnt ? every single fucking day people guzzle down a few cups of coffee to wake them up/give them that extra lil pep... why not legalize drugs which speed you up __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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