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  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826

    #1

    coffee solutions when you dont have milk nor sugar

    wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

    gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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    • drama
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 847

      #3
      Be a man and drink it black

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      • nofx
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 16826

        #4
        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
        cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
        i just jerked off about 30 min ago.

        gotta wait for my lil soldiers to rebuild

        any other suggestions?

        Often times I wonder why
        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
        When sickness comes I must decide:
        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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        • nofx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16826

          #5
          Originally posted by drama
          Be a man and drink it black
          i am drinking it how it currently is

          i just was wondering if there was some crazy shit i've never thought of I could add to it and make it taste like a virgins pussy

          Often times I wonder why
          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
          When sickness comes I must decide:
          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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          • Fucksakes
            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
            • Dec 2003
            • 7567

            #6
            I hate when that happens.. thou I wont have that problem anytime soon, we got a milkman that comes at 5am, we got breastmilk, girlfriend is up every 4 hours to pump them suckers.. and damn they are big.. we got powdermilk, coffeemate.

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            • nofx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16826

              #7
              Originally posted by Fucksakes
              I hate when that happens.. thou I wont have that problem anytime soon, we got a milkman that comes at 5am, we got breastmilk, girlfriend is up every 4 hours to pump them suckers.. and damn they are big.. we got powdermilk, coffeemate.
              you fucking bastard, you're stockpiling all the milk.

              its all good, I'm chugging these mugs of blackholes down like shots of Jager.

              going on cup 2.

              fuck all of you. i dont need your suggestions.

              Often times I wonder why
              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
              When sickness comes I must decide:
              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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              • Tricksy
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                • Aug 2004
                • 2601

                #8
                put some honey...


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                • Antonio
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 14136

                  #9
                  I drink double espressos with no sugar (or milk) all the time, I'll probably puke if there's sugar inside

                  as for you, if you have honey you're saved, otherwise walk three houses down and ask that widow with the big tits for a cup of sugar

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                  • Furious_Female
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 8187

                    #10
                    Bailey's... whipped cream... marshmallows... I dunno lol go buy a cow you #FF0000 neck
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                    • fris
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 55679

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nofx
                      wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

                      gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..
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                      • nofx
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 16826

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fris
                        I think that is dunefields gf

                        3rd fucking cup of #000000 coffee

                        Often times I wonder why
                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                        • reed_4
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 9640

                          #13
                          more sugar or honey to make it more tastier.

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                          • brand0n
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                            • Nov 2002
                            • 26983

                            #14
                            drink it black puss
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                            • adultchica
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 5141

                              #15
                              Yeah honey's a good idea or something sweet do you have any chocolate you could melt.......seriously

                              Melt some chocolate and put a teaspoon in there or some money. Just trying to think of something sweet.........or melt a little bit of vanilla ice cream and put it in there.

                              No sugar sucks.

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                              • nofx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 16826

                                #16
                                fuck it

                                i dont need sugar

                                why is coffee legal but meth/coke/crack isnt ?

                                every single fucking day people guzzle down a few cups of coffee to wake them up/give them that extra lil pep...

                                why not legalize drugs which speed you up

                                Often times I wonder why
                                There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                When sickness comes I must decide:
                                When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                • iBanker
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 2758

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                  wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

                                  gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..
                                  A small chunk of chocolate works. I did it once in the past when I didn't have any sugar.... Now I do it all the time at home.
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                                  • JamesK2
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 6589

                                    #18
                                    Yeah I'd recommend some candy. Just toss it in along with some yogurt and voila

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                                    • MattOT
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                                      • Nov 2005
                                      • 901

                                      #19
                                      yea add chocolate is will be good
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                                      • EroticySteve
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                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 4365

                                        #20
                                        Coffee was meant to be enjoyed black and hot.
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                                        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                          WW4L
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 10581

                                          #21
                                          hot chocolat packets are good to put in coffee

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                                          • nofx
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 16826

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            hot chocolat packets are good to put in coffee
                                            but I dont have any so fuck that idea

                                            Often times I wonder why
                                            There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                            When sickness comes I must decide:
                                            When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                            • fuzebox
                                              making it rain
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22352

                                              #23
                                              Black coffee is the way to go you pussy...

                                              Unless you're drinking shitty coffee, then I feel your pain... Go buy good coffe.

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                                              • HeadPimp
                                                Bad Mo-Fo
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 2772

                                                #24
                                                I live in the Seattle area. I just yell out my order out the window to the nearest Starbucks, and walk over. Usually ready before I get there.





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                                                • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                  WW4L
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 10581

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                  but I dont have any so fuck that idea
                                                  Hot chocolate is a staple in this house..especially in the winter months...we even use it when we are having chocloate fits and no candy bars around

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                                                  • dissipate
                                                    The Dirty Frenchman
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 8904

                                                    #26
                                                    Go next door and ask your neighbor... bonus points of she's hot and shows up in her robe

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                                                    • nofx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 16826

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by dissipate
                                                      Go next door and ask your neighbor... bonus points of she's hot and shows up in her robe
                                                      ugh

                                                      my neighbor is some annoying elderly black lady that works with retarded kids and i'm sure she hates my guts because i'm always loud as shit.

                                                      fuck that

                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                      • Crypt
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                        • 2225

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by nofx
                                                        wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

                                                        gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..
                                                        Watch this video 3 times in a row, you will no longer need sugar, milk even cofee

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                                                        • gornyhuy
                                                          Chafed.
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 18041

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                          ugh

                                                          my neighbor is some annoying elderly black lady that works with retarded kids and i'm sure she hates my guts because i'm always loud as shit.

                                                          fuck that
                                                          Just makes her milk all the sweeter... milk them teats!

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                                                          • ChatCash_Rob
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                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 749

                                                            #30
                                                            Definitely Baileys
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                                                            • Jer
                                                              God is Brazilian
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 10601

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by reed_4
                                                              more sugar or honey to make it more tastier.
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                                                              • Jer
                                                                God is Brazilian
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 10601

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                                                I live in the Seattle area. I just yell out my order out the window to the nearest Starbucks, and walk over. Usually ready before I get there.
                                                                Any of you watched David Letterman a few days ago when he had Starbucks coffee pumped directly to his desk? It was ice cold coffee! ;)

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                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 51460

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Let's see, the stuff I've put in my coffee before....

                                                                  Honey.... I get the feeling you don't have any

                                                                  Mollasses... great stuff, actually goes well in coffee.

                                                                  Brown sugar

                                                                  a tiny drop of real maple syrup.... this stuff is very sweet



                                                                  Today I'm out of milk too, but I have a few of those flavored creamers in the fridge... a French Vanilla, and a hazelnut one. I think I'll have the Vanilla in honor of Vanilla's birthday today :D
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                                                                  • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                    • 3603

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Baileys is the best if you have some
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                                                                    • Herb Kornfield
                                                                      Is on the 1
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 4996

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Flour ......

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