coffee solutions when you dont have milk nor sugar
 

wtf can i put in this cup of gross darkness to make it taste any better?

gallon of milk in fridge expire nov. 26th and i dont know where the fuck my sugar is..

cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Be a man and drink it black

i just jerked off about 30 min ago.

gotta wait for my lil soldiers to rebuild

any other suggestions?

i am drinking it how it currently is

i just was wondering if there was some crazy shit i've never thought of I could add to it and make it taste like a virgins pussy

I hate when that happens.. thou I wont have that problem anytime soon, we got a milkman that comes at 5am, we got breastmilk, girlfriend is up every 4 hours to pump them suckers.. and damn they are big.. we got powdermilk, coffeemate.

you fucking bastard, you're stockpiling all the milk.

its all good, I'm chugging these mugs of blackholes down like shots of Jager.

going on cup 2.

fuck all of you. i dont need your suggestions.

put some honey...

I drink double espressos with no sugar (or milk) all the time, I'll probably puke if there's sugar inside

as for you, if you have honey you're saved, otherwise walk three houses down and ask that widow with the big tits for a cup of sugar

Bailey's... whipped cream... marshmallows... I dunno lol go buy a cow you #FF0000 neck

I think that is dunefields gf

3rd fucking cup of #000000 coffee

more sugar or honey to make it more tastier.

drink it black puss

Yeah honey's a good idea or something sweet do you have any chocolate you could melt.......seriously

Melt some chocolate and put a teaspoon in there or some money. Just trying to think of something sweet.........or melt a little bit of vanilla ice cream and put it in there.

No sugar sucks.

fuck it

i dont need sugar

why is coffee legal but meth/coke/crack isnt ?

every single fucking day people guzzle down a few cups of coffee to wake them up/give them that extra lil pep...

why not legalize drugs which speed you up

A small chunk of chocolate works. I did it once in the past when I didn't have any sugar.... Now I do it all the time at home. :)

Yeah I'd recommend some candy. Just toss it in along with some yogurt and voila

yea add chocolate is will be good :)

Coffee was meant to be enjoyed black and hot.

hot chocolat packets are good to put in coffee

but I dont have any so fuck that idea

Black coffee is the way to go you pussy...

Unless you're drinking shitty coffee, then I feel your pain... Go buy good coffe.

I live in the Seattle area. I just yell out my order out the window to the nearest Starbucks, and walk over. Usually ready before I get there.





OK, not entirely true, but pretty close to true...

Hot chocolate is a staple in this house..especially in the winter months...we even use it when we are having chocloate fits and no candy bars around :1orglaugh

Go next door and ask your neighbor... bonus points of she's hot and shows up in her robe

ugh

my neighbor is some annoying elderly black lady that works with retarded kids and i'm sure she hates my guts because i'm always loud as shit.

fuck that

Watch this video 3 times in a row, you will no longer need sugar, milk even cofee

Video

Just makes her milk all the sweeter... milk them teats!

Definitely Baileys

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Any of you watched David Letterman a few days ago when he had Starbucks coffee pumped directly to his desk? It was ice cold coffee! ;)

Let's see, the stuff I've put in my coffee before....

Honey.... I get the feeling you don't have any

Mollasses... great stuff, actually goes well in coffee.

Brown sugar

a tiny drop of real maple syrup.... this stuff is very sweet



Today I'm out of milk too, but I have a few of those flavored creamers in the fridge... a French Vanilla, and a hazelnut one. I think I'll have the Vanilla in honor of Vanilla's birthday today :D

Baileys is the best if you have some

Flour ......