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Old 12-02-2005, 07:38 PM   #1
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I have had the hiccups since this morning :(

They are showing up on and off throughout the day. Anyone know a working method to get rid of these? tried holding my breath, chugging a glass of water, etc.
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:39 PM   #2
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Drink a twelve pack of beer and burp them out..You have trapped gas
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:39 PM   #3
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http://www.ehow.com/how_1956_rid-hiccups.html

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See a doctor if you have severe pain, if your hiccups last longer than a day (or 3 hours in the case of a small child), or if they started after you took a prescription medication.
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:47 PM   #4
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Drink a twelve pack of beer and burp them out..You have trapped gas
Im on my forth bottle of vex, would that help?
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:48 PM   #5
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Yah I read that somewhere too, but they do go away temporarily when nap or a couple times when i held my breath or drank lots of water, ill see if they are gone by tomorrow
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Old 12-02-2005, 07:57 PM   #6
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Your diaphragm muscle jerks and you suck in air quickly, the air flows causes the flap to your windpipe to abruptly snap shut..this is what is going on inside your body when you hiccup.

Breath slowly and methodically or try holding your breath for as long as you can. It's hard for our brain to send the message to the diaphragm to quit this once it starts.
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:03 PM   #7
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:05 PM   #8
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:14 PM   #9
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Breath slowly and methodically or try holding your breath for as long as you can. It's hard for our brain to send the message to the diaphragm to quit this once it starts.

That method worked 5 hours ago but not anymore
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:15 PM   #10
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Your diaphragm muscle jerks and you suck in air quickly, the air flows causes the flap to your windpipe to abruptly snap shut..this is what is going on inside your body when you hiccup.

Breath slowly and methodically or try holding your breath for as long as you can. It's hard for our brain to send the message to the diaphragm to quit this once it starts.
Definitely agree with you dude..
my diapgragm went nuts as well yesterday morning and it sucks..
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:19 PM   #11
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Put just a very small sip of water in a glass. Light a match. As soon as the match "flares" throw it in the water and drink. It has only failed me once. Old barroom trick. if you put to much water, it won't work.
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:21 PM   #12
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Put just a very small sip of water in a glass. Light a match. As soon as the match "flares" throw it in the water and drink. It has only failed me once. Old barroom trick. if you put to much water, it won't work.
i dont have matches, and wont that kill me? lol
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:22 PM   #13
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well i guess if its on the internet, it must be true http://www.otan.dni.us/webfarm/emailproject/mis13.htm
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:29 PM   #14
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i was just cured with a combo of the following:

Date: Thursday, July 14, 2005
Time: 8:13 PM EST
Email address: shishi
Subject: Home RemedyCountry of Remedy: U.S.A.
Name of Remedy: Hiccups
Ingredients: Air
Instructions: Take a deep breath of air hold it in and swallow 3 times.

Date: Friday, March 25, 2005
Time: 3:53 PM EST
Mike Drake
email_address: [email protected]
Country of Remedy: usa

Ingredients: Just water.........
Instructions: I can't believe some of the things you people are suggesting! All you need to do is hold your breath for 30 seconds or more, then drink as much drink (anything will work) as possible. Upon swallowing, you should be cured. Rarely ever has this not worked for anyone. And if it doesn't, try it again. It DOES work!
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:37 PM   #15
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Interesting remedy.
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:41 PM   #16
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Yep, the holding the breath method always worked for me.

Haven't had the hiccups in many years now.
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:53 PM   #17
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now how do i get rid of this acking stomackach from all the vex?
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Old 12-02-2005, 08:55 PM   #18
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take a big spoon full of sugar followed by a shotglass of lime juice.
repeat if necessary.

always works for me.
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Old 12-02-2005, 10:12 PM   #20
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take a deep breath. hold it as long as you can.

exhale.

immediately do this again.

and again.

and again.

it might take 10 times and about 10 minutes total.
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Old 12-02-2005, 10:18 PM   #21
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:53 PM   #22
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i was just cured with a combo of the following:

Date: Thursday, July 14, 2005
Time: 8:13 PM EST
Email address: shishi
Subject: Home RemedyCountry of Remedy: U.S.A.
Name of Remedy: Hiccups
Ingredients: Air
Instructions: Take a deep breath of air hold it in and swallow 3 times.

Date: Friday, March 25, 2005
Time: 3:53 PM EST
Mike Drake
email_address: [email protected]
Country of Remedy: usa

Ingredients: Just water.........
Instructions: I can't believe some of the things you people are suggesting! All you need to do is hold your breath for 30 seconds or more, then drink as much drink (anything will work) as possible. Upon swallowing, you should be cured. Rarely ever has this not worked for anyone. And if it doesn't, try it again. It DOES work!
Yep water does the trick..
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:55 PM   #23
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A tourniquet around the neck cures hiccups. It also cures cancer, Multiple Sclerosis, the common cold, and living.
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:24 AM   #24
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there's like some dude that hiccupped when he was 13, and 10 years later is still hiccupping, tis a true story, man that must be sad, hiccups suck
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Old 12-03-2005, 12:54 AM   #25
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there's like some dude that hiccupped when he was 13, and 10 years later is still hiccupping, tis a true story, man that must be sad, hiccups suck
i thought the record was 4 years
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