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mkx 12-02-2005 07:38 PM

I have had the hiccups since this morning :(
 
They are showing up on and off throughout the day. Anyone know a working method to get rid of these? tried holding my breath, chugging a glass of water, etc.

Spunky 12-02-2005 07:39 PM

Drink a twelve pack of beer and burp them out..You have trapped gas

fetishblog 12-02-2005 07:39 PM

http://www.ehow.com/how_1956_rid-hiccups.html

Warnings:
See a doctor if you have severe pain, if your hiccups last longer than a day (or 3 hours in the case of a small child), or if they started after you took a prescription medication.

mkx 12-02-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Drink a twelve pack of beer and burp them out..You have trapped gas

Im on my forth bottle of vex, would that help?

mkx 12-02-2005 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog
http://www.ehow.com/how_1956_rid-hiccups.html

Warnings:
See a doctor if you have severe pain, if your hiccups last longer than a day (or 3 hours in the case of a small child), or if they started after you took a prescription medication.

Yah I read that somewhere too, but they do go away temporarily when nap or a couple times when i held my breath or drank lots of water, ill see if they are gone by tomorrow

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 07:57 PM

Your diaphragm muscle jerks and you suck in air quickly, the air flows causes the flap to your windpipe to abruptly snap shut..this is what is going on inside your body when you hiccup.

Breath slowly and methodically or try holding your breath for as long as you can. It's hard for our brain to send the message to the diaphragm to quit this once it starts.

BIGTYMER 12-02-2005 08:03 PM

You're going to pop!!

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mkx 12-02-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Breath slowly and methodically or try holding your breath for as long as you can. It's hard for our brain to send the message to the diaphragm to quit this once it starts.


That method worked 5 hours ago but not anymore :(

sniperwolf 12-02-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Your diaphragm muscle jerks and you suck in air quickly, the air flows causes the flap to your windpipe to abruptly snap shut..this is what is going on inside your body when you hiccup.

Breath slowly and methodically or try holding your breath for as long as you can. It's hard for our brain to send the message to the diaphragm to quit this once it starts.

Definitely agree with you dude..
my diapgragm went nuts as well yesterday morning and it sucks..

jennym 12-02-2005 08:19 PM

Put just a very small sip of water in a glass. Light a match. As soon as the match "flares" throw it in the water and drink. It has only failed me once. Old barroom trick. if you put to much water, it won't work.

mkx 12-02-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennym
Put just a very small sip of water in a glass. Light a match. As soon as the match "flares" throw it in the water and drink. It has only failed me once. Old barroom trick. if you put to much water, it won't work.

i dont have matches, and wont that kill me? lol

mkx 12-02-2005 08:22 PM

well i guess if its on the internet, it must be true :) http://www.otan.dni.us/webfarm/emailproject/mis13.htm

mkx 12-02-2005 08:29 PM

i was just cured with a combo of the following:

Date: Thursday, July 14, 2005
Time: 8:13 PM EST
Email address: shishi
Subject: Home RemedyCountry of Remedy: U.S.A.
Name of Remedy: Hiccups
Ingredients: Air
Instructions: Take a deep breath of air hold it in and swallow 3 times.

Date: Friday, March 25, 2005
Time: 3:53 PM EST
Mike Drake
email_address: [email protected]
Country of Remedy: usa

Ingredients: Just water.........
Instructions: I can't believe some of the things you people are suggesting! All you need to do is hold your breath for 30 seconds or more, then drink as much drink (anything will work) as possible. Upon swallowing, you should be cured. Rarely ever has this not worked for anyone. And if it doesn't, try it again. It DOES work!

fetishblog 12-02-2005 08:37 PM

Interesting remedy.

CDSmith 12-02-2005 08:41 PM

Yep, the holding the breath method always worked for me.

Haven't had the hiccups in many years now.

mkx 12-02-2005 08:53 PM

now how do i get rid of this acking stomackach from all the vex?

marzzo 12-02-2005 08:55 PM

take a big spoon full of sugar followed by a shotglass of lime juice.
repeat if necessary.

always works for me.

Furious_Female 12-02-2005 10:10 PM

Find your pulse

latinasojourn 12-02-2005 10:12 PM

take a deep breath. hold it as long as you can.

exhale.

immediately do this again.

and again.

and again.

it might take 10 times and about 10 minutes total.

potter 12-02-2005 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aquarius
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Vitasoy 12-02-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkx
i was just cured with a combo of the following:

Date: Thursday, July 14, 2005
Time: 8:13 PM EST
Email address: shishi
Subject: Home RemedyCountry of Remedy: U.S.A.
Name of Remedy: Hiccups
Ingredients: Air
Instructions: Take a deep breath of air hold it in and swallow 3 times.

Date: Friday, March 25, 2005
Time: 3:53 PM EST
Mike Drake
email_address: [email protected]
Country of Remedy: usa

Ingredients: Just water.........
Instructions: I can't believe some of the things you people are suggesting! All you need to do is hold your breath for 30 seconds or more, then drink as much drink (anything will work) as possible. Upon swallowing, you should be cured. Rarely ever has this not worked for anyone. And if it doesn't, try it again. It DOES work!

Yep water does the trick.. :thumbsup

Dagwolf 12-02-2005 11:55 PM

A tourniquet around the neck cures hiccups. It also cures cancer, Multiple Sclerosis, the common cold, and living.

teksonline 12-03-2005 12:24 AM

there's like some dude that hiccupped when he was 13, and 10 years later is still hiccupping, tis a true story, man that must be sad, hiccups suck

mkx 12-03-2005 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline
there's like some dude that hiccupped when he was 13, and 10 years later is still hiccupping, tis a true story, man that must be sad, hiccups suck

i thought the record was 4 years


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