I'll have a quickie! - GoFuckYourself.com

daxmonster · 11-30-2005, 02:12 PM

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "You ready to order?"

Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.

"Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

PixeLs · 11-30-2005, 07:58 PM

This joke is 6 years old right?

Spunky · 11-30-2005, 07:59 PM

Groan ...

Bluewire Ross · 11-30-2005, 08:00 PM

I like Clinton joke better than Bush jokes! It's hillarious!

The Captain · 11-30-2005, 08:10 PM

awww I love the clinton jokes

Brent_Moe · 12-01-2005, 01:34 AM

I bt he's realy asking for quikie there...

chaze · 12-01-2005, 01:35 AM

Never heard it,

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 12-01-2005, 02:03 AM

I just heard this one...

is this is you dax?

je_rome · 12-01-2005, 04:00 AM

thanks for another Clinton joke.

11-30-2005, 02:12 PM	#1
daxmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 108	I'll have a quickie! Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "You ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'" __________________

11-30-2005, 07:58 PM	#2
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11-30-2005, 07:59 PM	#3
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chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Never heard it,

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Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	I just heard this one... is this is you dax? __________________

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je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	thanks for another Clinton joke. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!