Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "You ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.
"Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."
She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"
