I'll have a quickie!
 

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "You ready to order?"

Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.

"Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

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This joke is 6 years old right? :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Groan ... :1orglaugh

I like Clinton joke better than Bush jokes! It's hillarious!

awww I love the clinton jokes

I bt he's realy asking for quikie there... :winkwink:

Never heard it, :1orglaugh

I just heard this one...

is this is you dax?

thanks for another Clinton joke.