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11-27-2005, 07:23 PM
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Die With Your Boots On
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If you were Edward Scissorhands
How/would you attempt to masturbate?
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11-27-2005, 07:26 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Carve a bush into a vagina, then fuck the bush
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11-27-2005, 07:27 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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At any rate, I bet he's circumcised.
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11-27-2005, 07:28 PM
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11-27-2005, 07:28 PM
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11-27-2005, 07:41 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Actually, there was a movie made titled Edward Penishands. I never saw it, but it may shed light on this supremely important question. ADG Webmaster |
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11-27-2005, 07:47 PM
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i refuse to answer such deep, thought provoking questions
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Dedicated and colo hosting: ICQ 291313057 "A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert Einstein |
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11-27-2005, 07:48 PM
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good thing there is now a Fleshlight.
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11-27-2005, 07:49 PM
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Very carefully! And lots of lube.
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11-27-2005, 07:53 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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 Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold. |
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11-27-2005, 07:54 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i would get a hooker
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11-27-2005, 07:54 PM
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can someone say hello fleshlight lol
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11-27-2005, 07:57 PM
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I'd learn to self suck, and buy myself a Real Doll for those real lonely nights.
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11-27-2005, 08:07 PM
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