If you were Edward Scissorhands

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    If you were Edward Scissorhands

    How/would you attempt to masturbate?
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    • sonofsam
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 18646
      #2
      Carve a bush into a vagina, then fuck the bush
      I like turtles.

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714
          #3
          At any rate, I bet he's circumcised.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872
              #4
              Originally posted by BoyAlley
              At any rate, I bet he's circumcised.

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                  Carve a bush into a vagina, then fuck the bush
                  By bush do you mean a bush or a bush?

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                      How/would you attempt to masturbate?
                      <scratches head and dies in the process>

                      Actually, there was a movie made titled Edward Penishands. I never saw it, but it may shed light on this supremely important question.

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                        • 3M TA3
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 2972
                          #7
                          i refuse to answer such deep, thought provoking questions

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                            • reed_4
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 9640
                              #8
                              good thing there is now a Fleshlight.

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                                • InGayPorn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 177
                                  #9
                                  Very carefully! And lots of lube.

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                                    • PixeLs
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 11922
                                      #10

                                      Make money on any traffic.
                                      Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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                                        • Morgan
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 10520
                                          #11
                                          i would get a hooker
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                                            • tony299
                                              lurker
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 57021
                                              #12
                                              can someone say hello fleshlight lol

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                                                • shermo
                                                  #13
                                                  I'd learn to self suck, and buy myself a Real Doll for those real lonely nights.

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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by PixeLs

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