If you were Edward Scissorhands
 

How/would you attempt to masturbate?

Carve a bush into a vagina, then fuck the bush

At any rate, I bet he's circumcised.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

By bush do you mean a bush or a bush?

<scratches head and dies in the process>

Actually, there was a movie made titled Edward Penishands. I never saw it, but it may shed light on this supremely important question.

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i refuse to answer such deep, thought provoking questions

good thing there is now a Fleshlight. :thumbsup

Very carefully! And lots of lube.

i would get a hooker

can someone say hello fleshlight lol

I'd learn to self suck, and buy myself a Real Doll for those real lonely nights.

:Oh crap