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Old 11-23-2005, 06:22 PM   #1
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Translating women's personal ads

40-ish................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking..................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally secure...............On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first....................Former slut.

New-age............................Body hair.

Old-fashioned......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................Bitch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants soul mate..................Stalker.
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Old 11-23-2005, 06:26 PM   #2
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Old 11-23-2005, 09:55 PM   #3
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Awesome translation.
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Old 11-23-2005, 10:03 PM   #4
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"Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"

"Down to earth" = "I stopped buying hot clothes that attract men"

"Not into the dating scene" = "If I don't fuck ya on the first date, we ain't ever gonna fuck"

"I like to read the Sunday paper in bed" = "Your ass better be gone by 2AM"

"I go out a lot with my girlfriends" = "I am involved in a spinster's therapy group"

2hp
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:22 AM   #5
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i like it, thanks for sharing.
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Old 11-24-2005, 01:39 AM   #6
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Old 11-24-2005, 02:15 AM   #7
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"Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"
2hp

That one is SO true!
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Old 11-25-2005, 02:09 AM   #8
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Open-minded.......................Desperate.

I gotta love this one
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Old 11-25-2005, 02:57 AM   #9
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lol fun
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Old 11-25-2005, 03:00 AM   #10
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that explains a lot.....
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Old 11-25-2005, 03:05 AM   #11
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