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11-23-2005, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Translating women's personal ads
40-ish................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic...............................No breasts. Average looking..................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar. Emotionally secure...............On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free spirit............................Junkie. Friendship first....................Former slut. New-age............................Body hair. Old-fashioned......................No BJs. Open-minded.......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing. Professional..........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very Fat. Large frame.........................Hugely Fat. Wants soul mate..................Stalker.
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11-23-2005, 06:26 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hehe
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11-23-2005, 09:55 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Awesome translation.
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11-23-2005, 10:03 PM
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CURATOR
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"Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"
"Down to earth" = "I stopped buying hot clothes that attract men" "Not into the dating scene" = "If I don't fuck ya on the first date, we ain't ever gonna fuck" "I like to read the Sunday paper in bed" = "Your ass better be gone by 2AM" "I go out a lot with my girlfriends" = "I am involved in a spinster's therapy group" 2hp
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11-24-2005, 01:22 AM
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i like it, thanks for sharing.
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11-24-2005, 01:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Phone Sex Pays! Believe it!
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interesting...
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11-24-2005, 02:15 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Quote:
That one is SO true!
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11-25-2005, 02:09 AM
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Open-minded.......................Desperate.
I gotta love this one
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11-25-2005, 02:57 AM
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lol fun
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11-25-2005, 03:00 AM
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that explains a lot.....
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11-25-2005, 03:05 AM
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Location: Costa Rica
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No comments!!
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