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"Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"
"Down to earth" = "I stopped buying hot clothes that attract men"
"Not into the dating scene" = "If I don't fuck ya on the first date, we ain't ever gonna fuck"
"I like to read the Sunday paper in bed" = "Your ass better be gone by 2AM"
"I go out a lot with my girlfriends" = "I am involved in a spinster's therapy group"
2hp
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tada!
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