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Old 11-23-2005, 10:03 PM  
2HousePlague
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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"Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"

"Down to earth" = "I stopped buying hot clothes that attract men"

"Not into the dating scene" = "If I don't fuck ya on the first date, we ain't ever gonna fuck"

"I like to read the Sunday paper in bed" = "Your ass better be gone by 2AM"

"I go out a lot with my girlfriends" = "I am involved in a spinster's therapy group"

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