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Translating women's personal ads
40-ish................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally secure...............On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first....................Former slut.
New-age............................Body hair.
Old-fashioned......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants soul mate..................Stalker.
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