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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860
    #1

    Translating women's personal ads

    40-ish................................49

    Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

    Athletic...............................No breasts.

    Average looking..................Moooo.

    Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

    Emotionally secure...............On medication.

    Feminist...............................Fat.

    Free spirit............................Junkie.

    Friendship first....................Former slut.

    New-age............................Body hair.

    Old-fashioned......................No BJs.

    Open-minded.......................Desperate.

    Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

    Professional..........................Bitch.

    Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

    Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

    Wants soul mate..................Stalker.
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
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    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063
      #2
      hehe

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        • PixeLs
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 11922
          #3
          Awesome translation.

          Make money on any traffic.
          Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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            • 2HousePlague
              CURATOR
              • Jul 2004
              • 14572
              #4
              "Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"

              "Down to earth" = "I stopped buying hot clothes that attract men"

              "Not into the dating scene" = "If I don't fuck ya on the first date, we ain't ever gonna fuck"

              "I like to read the Sunday paper in bed" = "Your ass better be gone by 2AM"

              "I go out a lot with my girlfriends" = "I am involved in a spinster's therapy group"

              2hp
              tada!

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                • reed_4
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 9640
                  #5
                  i like it, thanks for sharing.

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                    • phonesex
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 3437
                      #6
                      interesting...

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                        • NoWhErE
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 10583
                          #7
                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                          "Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"
                          2hp

                          That one is SO true!
                          skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                            • je_rome
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 6846
                              #8
                              Open-minded.......................Desperate.

                              I gotta love this one
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                                • Adultnet
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 8713
                                  #9
                                  lol fun


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                                    • Redrob
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 4791
                                      #10
                                      that explains a lot.....

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                                        • CherryLipsRosa
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 3603
                                          #11
                                          No comments!!
                                          Rosalia M.
                                          ICQ.12150439
                                          Skype. cherrylipsrosa

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