Translating women's personal ads
 

40-ish................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking..................Moooo.

Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.

Emotionally secure...............On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first....................Former slut.

New-age............................Body hair.

Old-fashioned......................No BJs.

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................Bitch.

Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.

Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.

Wants soul mate..................Stalker.

hehe :)

Awesome translation. :winkwink:

"Really into my body" = "I go to the gym 4x per week and you may never come in my mouth"

"Down to earth" = "I stopped buying hot clothes that attract men"

"Not into the dating scene" = "If I don't fuck ya on the first date, we ain't ever gonna fuck"

"I like to read the Sunday paper in bed" = "Your ass better be gone by 2AM"

"I go out a lot with my girlfriends" = "I am involved in a spinster's therapy group"

2hp

i like it, thanks for sharing. :thumbsup

interesting...

That one is SO true!

Open-minded.......................Desperate.

I gotta love this one

lol fun :)

that explains a lot.....

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