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Old 11-10-2005, 11:54 PM   #1
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:mad WTF Chio, I want an apology NOW

I got back from Florida visiting Chio, while I was there I was staying at his place and eating his sandwiches and jelly. It was Smuckers too, the good kind of jelly. So anyway, I figure I'd help him out as a thank you and mow his lawn. Apparantly I set the blade height too low and it burned a spot by the patio where the ground is a little uneven. So while I was sleeping that night, he tied me up in a potato sack and locked me in a storage unit he had rented down by the docks. Everyday for the next week and a half he would come to the storage unit and beat me with an umbrella. And noT one of those cheap umbrellas, I am talking about one of those golf unbrellas that are made of reinforced graphite. Finally I escaped while he was refilling the water dish. Should I press charges, or let it slide cause I ate a $4 jar of jelly?
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:55 PM   #2
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jelly is for twats

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Old 11-10-2005, 11:55 PM   #3
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Wow, you missed funny by a mile.
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:56 PM   #4
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Wow, you missed funny by a mile.
You think that was supposed to be funny?
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:57 PM   #5
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i think you should make chio walk the plank
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Old 11-10-2005, 11:59 PM   #6
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:00 AM   #7
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i think you should make chio walk the plank
I just want my dignity back.
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:01 AM   #8
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I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:01 AM   #9
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I got back from Florida visiting Chio, while I was there I was staying at his place and eating his sandwiches and jelly. It was .......................umbrellas, I am talking about one of those golf unbrellas that are made of reinforced graphite. Finally I escaped while he was refilling the water dish. Should I press charges, or let it slide cause I ate a $4 jar of jelly?
YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.
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YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.
lol...graphite umbrella...i wish i was a fly on the wall
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:02 AM   #11
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YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.
I forgive you.

Want to go to the drive in?
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:03 AM   #12
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I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back
You didn't have anything better to waste it on.
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I forgive you.

Want to go to the drive in?

I most certainly do. Let me just finish here. Let's call up the Fonz, and see if he wants to get out again.
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:07 AM   #14
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I most certainly do. Let me just finish here. Let's call up the Fonz, and see if he wants to get out again.
I heard hes been hanging out over at YM's house, apparantly its way cooler over there.
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