WTF Chio, I want an apology NOW
 

I got back from Florida visiting Chio, while I was there I was staying at his place and eating his sandwiches and jelly. It was Smuckers too, the good kind of jelly. So anyway, I figure I'd help him out as a thank you and mow his lawn. Apparantly I set the blade height too low and it burned a spot by the patio where the ground is a little uneven. So while I was sleeping that night, he tied me up in a potato sack and locked me in a storage unit he had rented down by the docks. Everyday for the next week and a half he would come to the storage unit and beat me with an umbrella. And noT one of those cheap umbrellas, I am talking about one of those golf unbrellas that are made of reinforced graphite. Finally I escaped while he was refilling the water dish. Should I press charges, or let it slide cause I ate a $4 jar of jelly?

jelly is for twats

Dane Cook reference

Wow, you missed funny by a mile.

You think that was supposed to be funny?

i think you should make chio walk the plank :thumbsup

lol. you are ok :)

I just want my dignity back.

I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back

YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.

lol...graphite umbrella...i wish i was a fly on the wall :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I forgive you.

Want to go to the drive in?

You didn't have anything better to waste it on.

I most certainly do. Let me just finish here. Let's call up the Fonz, and see if he wants to get out again.

I heard hes been hanging out over at YM's house, apparantly its way cooler over there.

Welcome to GFY