WTF Chio, I want an apology NOW

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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872
    #1

    WTF Chio, I want an apology NOW

    I got back from Florida visiting Chio, while I was there I was staying at his place and eating his sandwiches and jelly. It was Smuckers too, the good kind of jelly. So anyway, I figure I'd help him out as a thank you and mow his lawn. Apparantly I set the blade height too low and it burned a spot by the patio where the ground is a little uneven. So while I was sleeping that night, he tied me up in a potato sack and locked me in a storage unit he had rented down by the docks. Everyday for the next week and a half he would come to the storage unit and beat me with an umbrella. And noT one of those cheap umbrellas, I am talking about one of those golf unbrellas that are made of reinforced graphite. Finally I escaped while he was refilling the water dish. Should I press charges, or let it slide cause I ate a $4 jar of jelly?
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    • khs
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 1730
      #2
      jelly is for twats

      Dane Cook reference
      Make MORE $$$ now! PussyCash

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        • WarChild
          Let slip the dogs of war.
          • Jan 2003
          • 17263
          #3
          Wow, you missed funny by a mile.
          .

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872
              #4
              Originally posted by WarChild
              Wow, you missed funny by a mile.
              You think that was supposed to be funny?

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                • wallst
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1621
                  #5
                  i think you should make chio walk the plank
                  Earl Miller Cash
                  20th Congress

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                    • Sosa
                      In Tushy Land
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 40149
                      #6
                      lol. you are ok

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                        • Shoehorn!
                          Die With Your Boots On
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 22872
                          #7
                          Originally posted by wallst
                          i think you should make chio walk the plank
                          I just want my dignity back.

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                            • KMR Stitch
                              I am cool
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 14494
                              #8
                              I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back

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                                • Chio
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 8002
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                  I got back from Florida visiting Chio, while I was there I was staying at his place and eating his sandwiches and jelly. It was .......................umbrellas, I am talking about one of those golf unbrellas that are made of reinforced graphite. Finally I escaped while he was refilling the water dish. Should I press charges, or let it slide cause I ate a $4 jar of jelly?
                                  YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.

                                  I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                                  RIP Texas Dreams

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                                    • wallst
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 1621
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Chio
                                      YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.
                                      lol...graphite umbrella...i wish i was a fly on the wall
                                      Earl Miller Cash
                                      20th Congress

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                                        • Shoehorn!
                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 22872
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Chio
                                          YARGH! You're right. I'm sorry. I was stressed out, I understand if you want to press charges. I was an insensitive clod.
                                          I forgive you.

                                          Want to go to the drive in?

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                                            • Shoehorn!
                                              Die With Your Boots On
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 22872
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                              I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back
                                              You didn't have anything better to waste it on.

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                                                • Chio
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 8002
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                  I forgive you.

                                                  Want to go to the drive in?

                                                  I most certainly do. Let me just finish here. Let's call up the Fonz, and see if he wants to get out again.

                                                  I seo'd my hair yesterday and today it's pr7!
                                                  RIP Texas Dreams

                                                  Are you a content producer or program owner sick of tube sites? Contact me on ICQ: 39-183769

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                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 22872
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Chio
                                                      I most certainly do. Let me just finish here. Let's call up the Fonz, and see if he wants to get out again.
                                                      I heard hes been hanging out over at YM's house, apparantly its way cooler over there.

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                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 51692
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                                                          I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back
                                                          Welcome to GFY
                                                          Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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