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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
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![]() I got back from Florida visiting Chio, while I was there I was staying at his place and eating his sandwiches and jelly. It was Smuckers too, the good kind of jelly. So anyway, I figure I'd help him out as a thank you and mow his lawn. Apparantly I set the blade height too low and it burned a spot by the patio where the ground is a little uneven. So while I was sleeping that night, he tied me up in a potato sack and locked me in a storage unit he had rented down by the docks. Everyday for the next week and a half he would come to the storage unit and beat me with an umbrella. And noT one of those cheap umbrellas, I am talking about one of those golf unbrellas that are made of reinforced graphite. Finally I escaped while he was refilling the water dish. Should I press charges, or let it slide cause I ate a $4 jar of jelly?
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Wow, you missed funny by a mile.
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i think you should make chio walk the plank
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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lol. you are ok
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I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I just lost 35 seconds of my life that I will never get back
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Want to go to the drive in?
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I most certainly do. Let me just finish here. Let's call up the Fonz, and see if he wants to get out again.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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