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dropped9 · 11-03-2005, 05:38 PM

what should I tell her?

Paul Waters · 11-03-2005, 05:39 PM

To beat off.

They want an orgasm without a hasstle.

xlogger · 11-03-2005, 05:39 PM

To wack off, duhhhh

SmokeyTheBear · 11-03-2005, 05:42 PM

porn doesn't talk back ... ( at least the good porn doesn't )

SmokeyTheBear · 11-03-2005, 05:43 PM

* its something to watch when the wife watches oprah

Eric · 11-03-2005, 05:43 PM

Maybe she should ask the question "why do women watch porn?"

Rice_Master · 11-03-2005, 05:43 PM

same reason why women do.

BlueWire · 11-03-2005, 05:44 PM

So that we dont have to deal with annoying attention whores like herself

Hey Oprah! Aren't you due ffor another shopping spree in France?

Persignup Qon · 11-03-2005, 05:45 PM

because of bitches who look like oprah

Tom_PM · 11-03-2005, 05:46 PM

If you have to ask the question, you're a prude ma'am.

Slick · 11-03-2005, 05:47 PM

Men watch porn because their wives don't want sex as often as they do, so in order to satisfy themsevles, porn is the answer.

If women gave men sex any time that they wanted, there wouldn't be a need for porn, except for the single guys.

sumphatpimp · 11-03-2005, 05:51 PM

men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!

pornguy · 11-03-2005, 05:55 PM

Why not. Women do.,

pr0 · 11-03-2005, 05:55 PM

we watch porn because our girlfriends or wives become boring

the same reason we either trade in our car, or make it an antique & take it to shows

you're either going to be an orgy/swinger wife/gf, or the wife/gf of a man addicted to porn

Drake · 11-03-2005, 06:02 PM

I thought everybody already knew the answer to this. We're men, we're not that hard to understand.

pr0 · 11-03-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

I thought everybody already knew the answer to this. We're men, we're not that hard to understand.

Yea i love how we're being scapegoated for political agenda's & tv ratings......don't you?

nico-t · 11-03-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!

holy shit thats great

Mike Okitch · 11-03-2005, 06:13 PM

Why men watch porn?

Why women make porn? How about that Oprah?

mikeyddddd · 11-03-2005, 06:15 PM

Was that the show that Rick Reilly from Sports Illustrated was on? His article in the new SI was about it. I thought he had some good answers that he said the audience didn't fully appreciate.

tristan_D · 11-04-2005, 02:22 AM

can The Man Show or maybe David Letterman discuss Why Women Watch Oprah and live their lives according to what that black bitch says.

JFK · 11-04-2005, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Qon

because of bitches who look like oprah

or bitch like her

ronaldo · 11-04-2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Why women make porn? How about that Oprah?

Surely the answer to that would be that ALL women in the industry are manipulated by the MEN in the industry.

Or, abused by MEN when they were younger.

Or, they need money for the drugs they got hooked on BECAUSE of a man.

etc. etc.

Whatever the spin, it's surely a man's fault somewhere down the line.

adamneve · 11-04-2005, 03:14 AM

it's her show or porn then what does she think

Sarah_Jayne · 11-04-2005, 03:18 AM

I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.

woj · 11-04-2005, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

* its something to watch when the wife watches oprah

Ace-wtf · 11-04-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!

hehehehehe

theGroooove · 11-04-2005, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.

hehehehe, I told it quite a long time ago

AmeliaG · 11-04-2005, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.

Amen

natas · 11-04-2005, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Qon

because of bitches who look like oprah

andrej_NDC · 11-04-2005, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Men watch porn because their wives don't want sex as often as they do, so in order to satisfy themsevles, porn is the answer.

If women gave men sex any time that they wanted, there wouldn't be a need for porn, except for the single guys.

no way, men need change, its in their nature...

11-04-2005, 04:25 AM

because they can

who · 11-04-2005, 04:26 AM

She should be asking
"Why do women and gays watch Oprah?"

reed_4 · 11-04-2005, 04:30 AM

Just tell her plain and simple that we want to see a pretty pussy that she never had.

beemk · 11-04-2005, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Persignup Qon

because of bitches who look like oprah

spanky part 2 · 11-04-2005, 07:30 AM

The most beautiful woman on the planet has a husband or boyfriend that is tired of fucking them.

Simply put, men like a variety and porn is a safe way of having that.

Mike Okitch · 11-04-2005, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Surely the answer to that would be that ALL women in the industry are manipulated by the MEN in the industry.

Or, abused by MEN when they were younger.

Or, they need money for the drugs they got hooked on BECAUSE of a man.

etc. etc.

Whatever the spin, it's surely a man's fault somewhere down the line.

Yeah and we both know that this is not the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I'd love to see a few female porn stars going on that show to say "I'm doing porn because I made a decision". That would really shut her up and I'd open a bottle of champagne for the occasion.

Herb Kornfield · 11-04-2005, 08:12 AM

Oprah probably busted her husband watching porn and is pissed ;)

Screaming · 11-04-2005, 08:13 AM

To avoid there wives.

dynastoned · 11-04-2005, 08:17 AM

Oprah's nothing more then CNN from a womans point of view. She doesn't even know about half the shit she discusses. The only thing shes good for is giving away free cars. Dumb broad has run out of things to talk about so now shes asking why men watch porn... i mean jesus christ it doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

Jimbo · 11-04-2005, 08:19 AM

cause not only women can

billywatson · 11-04-2005, 08:55 AM

I have a one word answer: testosterone.

Even with women. They've got a little of it, too.

MetroPornTour · 11-04-2005, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

what should I tell her?

Tell her....

"Men watch porn because they wake up to women that complain about sucking dick, won't take it in the ass and look like Oprah."

gornyhuy · 11-04-2005, 09:12 AM

Oprah knows that sex sells... titillating words like porn will keep her house frau's glued to the set.

Manowar · 11-04-2005, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!

SilentKnight · 11-04-2005, 09:16 AM

Oprah's kinda' like the porn parallel universe - where people pay her to keep her clothes on.

SilentKnight

Fetish Gimp · 11-04-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

what should I tell her?

"Shut the fuck up and go make me a sandwich bitch"

ronaldo · 11-04-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Oprah knows that sex sells... titillating words like porn will keep her house frau's glued to the set.

Exactly.

If she was so ANTI porn, she wouldn't give it ANY advertising whatsoever. Typical of the hypocritical mainstream media however.

The one I'll never forget is when Dateline (I THINK it was Dateline), was using explicit video and the voiceover "Online porn. <insert something derogatory>"

They didn't run that segment first so they wouldn't have to run the promo anymore. Nope, it was the very LAST segment, so they played it at every given chance...every single commercial break.

It wrong to SELL legal porn online, but quite acceptable to USE it to sell their own ad spots.

IceMaster · 11-04-2005, 11:00 AM

Mens are bored of her ugly face.

TheLegacy · 11-04-2005, 11:04 AM

we watch porn so that we dont have to answer stupid ass questions like this from women like oprah

I got a blowjob from oprah once.. best 5 minutes of silence I had in my whole fucking life !!!!!!!!!

SilentKnight · 11-04-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Exactly.

If she was so ANTI porn, she wouldn't give it ANY advertising whatsoever. Typical of the hypocritical mainstream media however.

The one I'll never forget is when Dateline (I THINK it was Dateline), was using explicit video and the voiceover "Online porn. <insert something derogatory>"

They didn't run that segment first so they wouldn't have to run the promo anymore. Nope, it was the very LAST segment, so they played it at every given chance...every single commercial break.

It wrong to SELL legal porn online, but quite acceptable to USE it to sell their own ad spots.

Exactly.

When Toronto-based fetish model (Natel King) was murdered down in Conshocken, PA last year - the media went in to a frenzy the moment they heard a BDSM photographer had been arrested for the crime. The media used the fact that both were involved in the adult industry to sell their ads.

You'll never see:

"Plumber Murders Client with Pipe Wrench" (AP)
- Jerkwater, Pa

Today, a plumber beat a 34-yr-old housewife to death after an argument erupted over the billing invoice. The plumbing industry, known for its seedy characters and shady individuals is responsible for a disproportionate number of home improvement murders in recent years, leading government officials to crack down on home handymen and launching raids against those who frequent such retailers as Home Depot.

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