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dropped9 11-03-2005 05:38 PM

Oprah wants to know, "Why do men watch porn?"
 
what should I tell her?

Paul Waters 11-03-2005 05:39 PM

To beat off.

They want an orgasm without a hasstle.

xlogger 11-03-2005 05:39 PM

To wack off, duhhhh

SmokeyTheBear 11-03-2005 05:42 PM

porn doesn't talk back ... ( at least the good porn doesn't )

SmokeyTheBear 11-03-2005 05:43 PM

* its something to watch when the wife watches oprah

Eric 11-03-2005 05:43 PM

Maybe she should ask the question "why do women watch porn?"

Rice_Master 11-03-2005 05:43 PM

same reason why women do.

BlueWire 11-03-2005 05:44 PM

So that we dont have to deal with annoying attention whores like herself :thumbsup


Hey Oprah! Aren't you due ffor another shopping spree in France?

Persignup Qon 11-03-2005 05:45 PM

because of bitches who look like oprah

Tom_PM 11-03-2005 05:46 PM

If you have to ask the question, you're a prude ma'am.

Slick 11-03-2005 05:47 PM

Men watch porn because their wives don't want sex as often as they do, so in order to satisfy themsevles, porn is the answer.

If women gave men sex any time that they wanted, there wouldn't be a need for porn, except for the single guys.

sumphatpimp 11-03-2005 05:51 PM

http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/oprah.jpg
men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!
:1orglaugh

pornguy 11-03-2005 05:55 PM

Why not. Women do.,

pr0 11-03-2005 05:55 PM

we watch porn because our girlfriends or wives become boring

the same reason we either trade in our car, or make it an antique & take it to shows

you're either going to be an orgy/swinger wife/gf, or the wife/gf of a man addicted to porn

Drake 11-03-2005 06:02 PM

I thought everybody already knew the answer to this. We're men, we're not that hard to understand.

pr0 11-03-2005 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33
I thought everybody already knew the answer to this. We're men, we're not that hard to understand.

Yea i love how we're being scapegoated for political agenda's & tv ratings......don't you?

nico-t 11-03-2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/oprah.jpg
men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!
:1orglaugh

holy shit thats great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mike Okitch 11-03-2005 06:13 PM

Why men watch porn?

Why women make porn? How about that Oprah?

mikeyddddd 11-03-2005 06:15 PM

Was that the show that Rick Reilly from Sports Illustrated was on? His article in the new SI was about it. I thought he had some good answers that he said the audience didn't fully appreciate.

tristan_D 11-04-2005 02:22 AM

can The Man Show or maybe David Letterman discuss Why Women Watch Oprah and live their lives according to what that black bitch says.

JFK 11-04-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon
because of bitches who look like oprah

or bitch like her :1orglaugh

ronaldo 11-04-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Why women make porn? How about that Oprah?

Surely the answer to that would be that ALL women in the industry are manipulated by the MEN in the industry.

Or, abused by MEN when they were younger.

Or, they need money for the drugs they got hooked on BECAUSE of a man.

etc. etc.

Whatever the spin, it's surely a man's fault somewhere down the line.

adamneve 11-04-2005 03:14 AM

it's her show or porn then what does she think

Sarah_Jayne 11-04-2005 03:18 AM

I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.

woj 11-04-2005 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
* its something to watch when the wife watches oprah

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Ace-wtf 11-04-2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/oprah.jpg
men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!
:1orglaugh

hehehehehe :1orglaugh

theGroooove 11-04-2005 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.

hehehehe, I told it quite a long time ago :)

AmeliaG 11-04-2005 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.


Amen :thumbsup

natas 11-04-2005 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon
because of bitches who look like oprah

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

andrej_NDC 11-04-2005 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick
Men watch porn because their wives don't want sex as often as they do, so in order to satisfy themsevles, porn is the answer.

If women gave men sex any time that they wanted, there wouldn't be a need for porn, except for the single guys.

no way, men need change, its in their nature...

Gasper 11-04-2005 04:25 AM

because they can :2 cents:

who 11-04-2005 04:26 AM

She should be asking
"Why do women and gays watch Oprah?"

reed_4 11-04-2005 04:30 AM

Just tell her plain and simple that we want to see a pretty pussy that she never had.

beemk 11-04-2005 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Persignup Qon
because of bitches who look like oprah

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

spanky part 2 11-04-2005 07:30 AM

The most beautiful woman on the planet has a husband or boyfriend that is tired of fucking them.

Simply put, men like a variety and porn is a safe way of having that.

Mike Okitch 11-04-2005 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
Surely the answer to that would be that ALL women in the industry are manipulated by the MEN in the industry.

Or, abused by MEN when they were younger.

Or, they need money for the drugs they got hooked on BECAUSE of a man.

etc. etc.

Whatever the spin, it's surely a man's fault somewhere down the line.

Yeah and we both know that this is not the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I'd love to see a few female porn stars going on that show to say "I'm doing porn because I made a decision". That would really shut her up and I'd open a bottle of champagne for the occasion.

Herb Kornfield 11-04-2005 08:12 AM

Oprah probably busted her husband watching porn and is pissed ;)

Screaming 11-04-2005 08:13 AM

To avoid there wives.

dynastoned 11-04-2005 08:17 AM

Oprah's nothing more then CNN from a womans point of view. She doesn't even know about half the shit she discusses. The only thing shes good for is giving away free cars. Dumb broad has run out of things to talk about so now shes asking why men watch porn... i mean jesus christ it doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.

Jimbo 11-04-2005 08:19 AM

cause not only women can

billywatson 11-04-2005 08:55 AM

I have a one word answer: testosterone.

Even with women. They've got a little of it, too.

MetroPornTour 11-04-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
what should I tell her?

Tell her....

"Men watch porn because they wake up to women that complain about sucking dick, won't take it in the ass and look like Oprah."

gornyhuy 11-04-2005 09:12 AM

Oprah knows that sex sells... titillating words like porn will keep her house frau's glued to the set.

Manowar 11-04-2005 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/oprah.jpg
men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that!
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 11-04-2005 09:16 AM

Oprah's kinda' like the porn parallel universe - where people pay her to keep her clothes on.


SilentKnight

Fetish Gimp 11-04-2005 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
what should I tell her?

"Shut the fuck up and go make me a sandwich bitch"

ronaldo 11-04-2005 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy
Oprah knows that sex sells... titillating words like porn will keep her house frau's glued to the set.

Exactly.

If she was so ANTI porn, she wouldn't give it ANY advertising whatsoever. Typical of the hypocritical mainstream media however.

The one I'll never forget is when Dateline (I THINK it was Dateline), was using explicit video and the voiceover "Online porn. <insert something derogatory>"

They didn't run that segment first so they wouldn't have to run the promo anymore. Nope, it was the very LAST segment, so they played it at every given chance...every single commercial break.

It wrong to SELL legal porn online, but quite acceptable to USE it to sell their own ad spots.

IceMaster 11-04-2005 11:00 AM

Mens are bored of her ugly face.

TheLegacy 11-04-2005 11:04 AM

we watch porn so that we dont have to answer stupid ass questions like this from women like oprah


I got a blowjob from oprah once.. best 5 minutes of silence I had in my whole fucking life !!!!!!!!!

SilentKnight 11-04-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
Exactly.

If she was so ANTI porn, she wouldn't give it ANY advertising whatsoever. Typical of the hypocritical mainstream media however.

The one I'll never forget is when Dateline (I THINK it was Dateline), was using explicit video and the voiceover "Online porn. <insert something derogatory>"

They didn't run that segment first so they wouldn't have to run the promo anymore. Nope, it was the very LAST segment, so they played it at every given chance...every single commercial break.

It wrong to SELL legal porn online, but quite acceptable to USE it to sell their own ad spots.

Exactly.

When Toronto-based fetish model (Natel King) was murdered down in Conshocken, PA last year - the media went in to a frenzy the moment they heard a BDSM photographer had been arrested for the crime. The media used the fact that both were involved in the adult industry to sell their ads.

You'll never see:

"Plumber Murders Client with Pipe Wrench" (AP)
- Jerkwater, Pa

Today, a plumber beat a 34-yr-old housewife to death after an argument erupted over the billing invoice. The plumbing industry, known for its seedy characters and shady individuals is responsible for a disproportionate number of home improvement murders in recent years, leading government officials to crack down on home handymen and launching raids against those who frequent such retailers as Home Depot.


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