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Oprah wants to know, "Why do men watch porn?"
what should I tell her?
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To beat off.
They want an orgasm without a hasstle. |
To wack off, duhhhh
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porn doesn't talk back ... ( at least the good porn doesn't )
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* its something to watch when the wife watches oprah
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Maybe she should ask the question "why do women watch porn?"
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same reason why women do.
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So that we dont have to deal with annoying attention whores like herself :thumbsup
Hey Oprah! Aren't you due ffor another shopping spree in France? |
because of bitches who look like oprah
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If you have to ask the question, you're a prude ma'am.
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Men watch porn because their wives don't want sex as often as they do, so in order to satisfy themsevles, porn is the answer.
If women gave men sex any time that they wanted, there wouldn't be a need for porn, except for the single guys. |
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/oprah.jpg
men watch porn to foreget something that looks like that! :1orglaugh |
Why not. Women do.,
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we watch porn because our girlfriends or wives become boring
the same reason we either trade in our car, or make it an antique & take it to shows you're either going to be an orgy/swinger wife/gf, or the wife/gf of a man addicted to porn |
I thought everybody already knew the answer to this. We're men, we're not that hard to understand.
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Why men watch porn?
Why women make porn? How about that Oprah? |
Was that the show that Rick Reilly from Sports Illustrated was on? His article in the new SI was about it. I thought he had some good answers that he said the audience didn't fully appreciate.
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can The Man Show or maybe David Letterman discuss Why Women Watch Oprah and live their lives according to what that black bitch says.
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Or, abused by MEN when they were younger. Or, they need money for the drugs they got hooked on BECAUSE of a man. etc. etc. Whatever the spin, it's surely a man's fault somewhere down the line. |
it's her show or porn then what does she think
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I get so sick of this holier than thou attitude of some soccer mom type women that think anything that is at all sexual is wrong and only something men would be interested in. If you told them that a woman is also interested in such things they will look down on the woman even more than they do the men.
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Amen :thumbsup |
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because they can :2 cents:
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She should be asking
"Why do women and gays watch Oprah?" |
Just tell her plain and simple that we want to see a pretty pussy that she never had.
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The most beautiful woman on the planet has a husband or boyfriend that is tired of fucking them.
Simply put, men like a variety and porn is a safe way of having that. |
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I'd love to see a few female porn stars going on that show to say "I'm doing porn because I made a decision". That would really shut her up and I'd open a bottle of champagne for the occasion. |
Oprah probably busted her husband watching porn and is pissed ;)
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To avoid there wives.
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Oprah's nothing more then CNN from a womans point of view. She doesn't even know about half the shit she discusses. The only thing shes good for is giving away free cars. Dumb broad has run out of things to talk about so now shes asking why men watch porn... i mean jesus christ it doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.
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cause not only women can
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I have a one word answer: testosterone.
Even with women. They've got a little of it, too. |
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"Men watch porn because they wake up to women that complain about sucking dick, won't take it in the ass and look like Oprah." |
Oprah knows that sex sells... titillating words like porn will keep her house frau's glued to the set.
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Oprah's kinda' like the porn parallel universe - where people pay her to keep her clothes on.
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If she was so ANTI porn, she wouldn't give it ANY advertising whatsoever. Typical of the hypocritical mainstream media however. The one I'll never forget is when Dateline (I THINK it was Dateline), was using explicit video and the voiceover "Online porn. <insert something derogatory>" They didn't run that segment first so they wouldn't have to run the promo anymore. Nope, it was the very LAST segment, so they played it at every given chance...every single commercial break. It wrong to SELL legal porn online, but quite acceptable to USE it to sell their own ad spots. |
Mens are bored of her ugly face.
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we watch porn so that we dont have to answer stupid ass questions like this from women like oprah
I got a blowjob from oprah once.. best 5 minutes of silence I had in my whole fucking life !!!!!!!!! |
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