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Mike Semen · 03-05-2002, 07:57 PM

Since we're naming shit here... When i got together with my G/F, she was surprised I didn't have a name for my tool; all her previous men did.

So, come up with a name for my cock, so I can surprise and delight her tomorrow...

LoveAsianChicks · 03-05-2002, 08:03 PM

lil'Limpy

RedShoe · 03-05-2002, 08:03 PM

I call my cock, Mike.

mike_z · 03-05-2002, 08:04 PM

how about:

Tiny Bob

Satan · 03-05-2002, 08:05 PM

Call him: "dangy" or "puddles"

mike_z · 03-05-2002, 08:07 PM

LittleFoot

[Labret] · 03-05-2002, 08:15 PM

FADE19

It is both mysterious and girly. Girls wont fear it.

Mike Semen · 03-05-2002, 08:16 PM

LOL!

Nice ideas, guys - a bit wide of the mark though...

The Native American thing is cool, but I'm thinking more along the lines of;

Sniffs Out Bottoms
or
leaves Wide Furrow...

BV · 03-05-2002, 08:18 PM

Call him Franklin because most women can blow a 100 bucks in about 5 minutes!

[Labret] · 03-05-2002, 08:19 PM

[insert groan]

Snake Doctor · 03-05-2002, 08:20 PM

Mini-me

Snazzy · 03-05-2002, 08:22 PM

Frankenstien

amadman · 03-05-2002, 08:34 PM

'My poor little guy'

SykkBoy · 03-05-2002, 08:43 PM

hmmm Indian names?

how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??

Mike Semen · 03-05-2002, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
hmmm Indian names?

how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??

I prefer; "Smells Like Your Breath, Bitch!"

SNOW · 03-05-2002, 11:16 PM

I like the "Mr. Happy" nickname.

redshift · 03-05-2002, 11:37 PM

lookalikeaclit

GTS Mark · 03-05-2002, 11:47 PM

The Purple Headed Yogurt Thrower??

DH

boneprone · 03-05-2002, 11:49 PM

Roscow

dropped9 · 03-05-2002, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
hmmm Indian names?

how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??

HAHAHAHHAA

Martin · 03-05-2002, 11:57 PM

Hairy Larry?

Aussie Rebel · 03-06-2002, 12:59 AM

My one inch killer

SykkBoy · 03-06-2002, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Semen

I prefer; "Smells Like Your Breath, Bitch!"

that would sound funny coming from your GF's mouth....

bhutocracy · 03-06-2002, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
Mini-me

heheh "you complete me"

Serge_Oprano · 03-06-2002, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
hmmm Indian names?

how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??

SyKK, how do YOU know how man's ass smells?

bunky · 03-06-2002, 09:34 AM

i decided to name my own "Russel the Love Muscle" How about one-eyed, blue veined, heart throbing, purple heading, yogurt slinging love monster?

my

bunky

Cheshire · 03-06-2002, 10:02 AM

'The Machine'
But you gotta pronounce it Maaaaaaacheeeeeeeene ~ say it like you mean it bi-otch!

FADE19 · 03-06-2002, 10:34 AM

Shorty

Cyndalie · 03-06-2002, 10:39 AM

Hubert!

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Mike Semen Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London Town Posts: 2,924	LOL! Nice ideas, guys - a bit wide of the mark though... The Native American thing is cool, but I'm thinking more along the lines of; Sniffs Out Bottoms or leaves Wide Furrow... __________________ ICQ 1454 81 522 \|

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