Name my cock contest
 

Since we're naming shit here... When i got together with my G/F, she was surprised I didn't have a name for my tool; all her previous men did.

So, come up with a name for my cock, so I can surprise and delight her tomorrow...:)

lil'Limpy :1orglaugh

I call my cock, Mike.

how about:

Tiny Bob

:BangBang:

Call him: "dangy" or "puddles"

:2 cents:

LittleFoot
:winkwink:

FADE19

It is both mysterious and girly. Girls wont fear it.

LOL!

Nice ideas, guys - a bit wide of the mark though...

The Native American thing is cool, but I'm thinking more along the lines of;

Sniffs Out Bottoms
or
leaves Wide Furrow...

:1orglaugh

Call him Franklin because most women can blow a 100 bucks in about 5 minutes!

[insert groan]

Mini-me :thumbsup

Frankenstien :)

'My poor little guy'

hmmm Indian names?

how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??

I prefer; "Smells Like Your Breath, Bitch!"

I like the "Mr. Happy" nickname.

lookalikeaclit

The Purple Headed Yogurt Thrower??

DH:glugglug

Roscow

HAHAHAHHAA

Hairy Larry?

My one inch killer

that would sound funny coming from your GF's mouth....

heheh "you complete me"

SyKK, how do YOU know how man's ass smells?
:)

i decided to name my own "Russel the Love Muscle" How about one-eyed, blue veined, heart throbing, purple heading, yogurt slinging love monster?


my :2 cents:

bunky

'The Machine'
But you gotta pronounce it Maaaaaaacheeeeeeeene ~ say it like you mean it bi-otch!

Shorty

Hubert!