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  • Mike Semen
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 2924
    #1

    Name my cock contest

    Since we're naming shit here... When i got together with my G/F, she was surprised I didn't have a name for my tool; all her previous men did.

    So, come up with a name for my cock, so I can surprise and delight her tomorrow...
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    • LoveAsianChicks
      Registered User
      • Mar 2002
      • 1464
      #2
      lil'Limpy

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        • RedShoe
          赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
          • Feb 2001
          • 14831
          #3
          I call my cock, Mike.

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            • mike_z
              Registered User
              • Mar 2002
              • 12
              #4
              how about:

              Tiny Bob

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                • Satan
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1626
                  #5
                  Call him: "dangy" or "puddles"

                  WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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                    • mike_z
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 12
                      #6
                      LittleFoot

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                        • [Labret]
                          Registered User
                          • May 2001
                          • 10945
                          #7
                          FADE19

                          It is both mysterious and girly. Girls wont fear it.
                          Last edited by [Labret]; 03-05-2002, 06:17 PM.

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                            • Mike Semen
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 2924
                              #8
                              LOL!

                              Nice ideas, guys - a bit wide of the mark though...

                              The Native American thing is cool, but I'm thinking more along the lines of;

                              Sniffs Out Bottoms
                              or
                              leaves Wide Furrow...

                              ICQ 1454 81 522 |

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                                • BV
                                  wtf
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 10914
                                  #9
                                  Call him Franklin because most women can blow a 100 bucks in about 5 minutes!

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                                    • [Labret]
                                      Registered User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 10945
                                      #10
                                      [insert groan]

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                                        • Snake Doctor
                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 13449
                                          #11
                                          Mini-me
                                          sig too big

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                                            • Snazzy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 480
                                              #12
                                              Frankenstien
                                              Snazzy
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                                                • amadman
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 738
                                                  #13
                                                  'My poor little guy'
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                                                    • SykkBoy2
                                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 19969
                                                      #14
                                                      hmmm Indian names?

                                                      how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??
                                                      Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                        • Mike Semen
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                          • 2924
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                          hmmm Indian names?

                                                          how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??
                                                          I prefer; "Smells Like Your Breath, Bitch!"
                                                          ICQ 1454 81 522 |

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                                                            • SNOW
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 3963
                                                              #16
                                                              I like the "Mr. Happy" nickname.

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                                                                • redshift
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 1044
                                                                  #17
                                                                  lookalikeaclit

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                                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 20912
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The Purple Headed Yogurt Thrower??

                                                                      DH

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                                                                        • boneprone
                                                                          Hall Of Fame
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 34415
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Roscow

                                                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                                                            • Headless
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 26727
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                              hmmm Indian names?

                                                                              how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??

                                                                              HAHAHAHHAA

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                                                                                • Martin
                                                                                  "Assassins"
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 17277
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Hairy Larry?

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                                                                                    • Aussie Rebel
                                                                                      Blow Me U Geeks
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 5108
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      My one inch killer

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                                                                                        • SykkBoy2
                                                                                          Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 19969
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Mike Semen


                                                                                          I prefer; "Smells Like Your Breath, Bitch!"
                                                                                          that would sound funny coming from your GF's mouth....
                                                                                          Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 10218
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                                                              Mini-me
                                                                                              heheh "you complete me"

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                                                                                                • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 9820
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                                  hmmm Indian names?

                                                                                                  how about "Smells Like A Man's Ass"??
                                                                                                  SyKK, how do YOU know how man's ass smells?

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                                                                                                    • bunky
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 902
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i decided to name my own "Russel the Love Muscle" How about one-eyed, blue veined, heart throbing, purple heading, yogurt slinging love monster?


                                                                                                      my

                                                                                                      bunky
                                                                                                      BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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                                                                                                        • Cheshire
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 5738
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          'The Machine'
                                                                                                          But you gotta pronounce it Maaaaaaacheeeeeeeene ~ say it like you mean it bi-otch!
                                                                                                          Last edited by Cheshire; 03-06-2002, 08:03 AM.


                                                                                                          just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                                            • FADE19
                                                                                                              Snow's Parole Officer
                                                                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                                                                              • 1161
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Shorty

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                                                                                                                • Cyndalie
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Hubert!
                                                                                                                  Cyndalie
                                                                                                                  Marketing Director
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