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NaughtyAllie · 10-04-2005, 10:25 AM

I just got an e-mail request for a custom video. I swear I'm not making this up. Where the fuck do people come up with this stuff?

-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] (edited)
Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:56 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: custom video

I like to see if you can make a custom video for me here is the script. You walk into the house your just getting back from bowling. You sit down and take your shoes off. Your wearing black stockings. You leave your stockings on. Then you start rolling your bowling ball around with your feet just playing with it. Your friend calls you. You start telling her about this woman. At the bowling alley who got her big toe stuck in her bowling ball. After someone dare her to do it and walk with it on. When the woman went to take it off it was stuck. They had to call 911 and an ambulance and take her to the hospital. After you hang up the tip of your right big toe gets in the thumb hole. This gets you curious. How could anyone get there big toe stuck you say? I bet I could do it. You look around to make sure no one is watching and stick your right big toe in the hole. You get up and walk with it on your toe. Then you sit back down and go to take it off but its stuck! You say OH NO ITS STUCK. You start freaking out and start trying to get it off. You try to push it off you try pulling it off. You put it on the couch and try to push it off with your other foot but nothing works. You say why did I stick my toe in here. It cant be stuck. what am I going to do. You get up and walk into the bathroom and get undressed and get in the tub. You try soap and oils but nothing works. Then you make your way into the bedroom it getting late. You make your way over to the bed and get in. You try to get it off some more but by now its swollen you grab the phone and phone book and look for someone to call. You don't want to call anyone you know your to embarrassed. You remember this place called ask a nurse. You call them up and tell them what has happen but they act like they don't believe you. You hang the phone up your upset. You say I cant go to work with this thing on my toe. You lay you head back and fall asleep. When you wake up your under the covers. You start talking about this dream you had where your big toe was stuck in a bowling ball. As your talking you get this strange look on your face and pull the covers back. You see the bowling ball on your toe you say OH NO IT WASN'T A DREAM it ends there. Let me know and a price. Thanks Paul

wdsguy · 10-04-2005, 10:26 AM

well its easy money.

emmanuelle · 10-04-2005, 10:26 AM

We receive (and fulfil) many requests like this!

WebTitan · 10-04-2005, 10:26 AM

lol...that was pretty funny

Ramos · 10-04-2005, 10:27 AM

I won't email you anymore

Makingcoin · 10-04-2005, 10:28 AM

So are you going to do the video? :P

sicone · 10-04-2005, 10:29 AM

Awesome script, thats award winning shit right there

DateDoc · 10-04-2005, 10:30 AM

Haha, that is great. You should do it and send it to me. Umm I mean him.

NaughtyAllie · 10-04-2005, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmanuelle

We receive (and fulfil) many requests like this!

Would you like me to pass on his email address to you?

RuthB · 10-04-2005, 10:34 AM

amazing what some people want to see LOL - so are you going to do it Allie?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 10-04-2005, 10:36 AM

Whats funny is that these guys copy and paste the same letter to as many girls as they can in hopes that one , just one will answer them back.

Allie if you do do it..please post a clip on here.. I wouldnt be able to stop laughing during the filming.

Aza · 10-04-2005, 10:36 AM

He works at the local hospital, and is thinking your toe really will get stuck in there!

(Cant wait to see you)

Pete-KT · 10-04-2005, 10:37 AM

are you gonna make it

imageman · 10-04-2005, 10:37 AM

Weird but harmless.

Kard63 · 10-04-2005, 10:38 AM

OMG that is so fucking funny!!!!!

DO IT!!!

AbulletAway · 10-04-2005, 10:39 AM

Bowling balls are hot.

StephanieTD · 10-04-2005, 10:40 AM

.. need any "extra's" for the shoot?

Honez · 10-04-2005, 10:43 AM

Just don't actually get your toe stuck!

slapass · 10-04-2005, 10:43 AM

That is awesome. Can you then use it in the members area? Do you give it to them exclusive? Wild they pay to have you do weird stuff on film.

EroticySteve · 10-04-2005, 10:44 AM

No need to embarass him. Chances are that he wont see you on here, but I assume that this guy is a big fan of yours. You have a great following and from what I can gather you're very well respected and run a great site and program.

You wouldn't see the average Hollywood celebrity making fun of their fans. If your fans were in here seeing you making fun of another fan's requests they may take offense.

That person's request is odd to many, but to each their own.

Scott McD · 10-04-2005, 10:45 AM

Yours thankfully,

George Lucas...

ModelPerfect · 10-04-2005, 10:45 AM

Yeah, it's amazing the kind of requests people send in. If you can do it in one shoot without laughing, you get some serious props!

Jimbo · 10-04-2005, 10:46 AM

I got some "bowling" balls I can borrow for the shoot if you want ;)

sweetums · 10-04-2005, 10:47 AM

Ok...that's a new one....hahahah!! The only major prob I can see, given that you don't use an actual bowling ball, is you trying to keep a straight face videotaping that.....hehehe

Manowar · 10-04-2005, 10:51 AM

Pornopat · 10-04-2005, 10:52 AM

Oh my...thats hot!!!
USE A PINK BOWLINGBALL!!!

tASSy · 10-04-2005, 10:53 AM

i'll give him the benefit of the doubt and just hope he's a big lebowski fan...

don't do it and actually get your toe stuck in a bowling ball...that seems very painful, what if he just wanted to trick you into hurting yourself!

SmokeyTheBear · 10-04-2005, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

No need to embarass him. Chances are that he wont see you on here, but I assume that this guy is a big fan of yours. You have a great following and from what I can gather you're very well respected and run a great site and program.

You wouldn't see the average Hollywood celebrity making fun of their fans. If your fans were in here seeing you making fun of another fan's requests they may take offense.

That person's request is odd to many, but to each their own.

its not embarassing, but i was offended she gave away my script.

pradaboy · 10-04-2005, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

I won't email you anymore

Mr. Jim · 10-04-2005, 11:02 AM

2006 bowing ball fetish will be huge....

Hustler PBA

Porn Bowling Asssociation coming soon

gornyhuy · 10-04-2005, 11:03 AM

I've heard of rubbing peoples balls with your toes, but this is ridiculous! ;)

NoCarrier · 10-04-2005, 11:05 AM

Yours Thankfully,

George W. Bush aka kak_azn

EroticySteve · 10-04-2005, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

its not embarassing, but i was offended she gave away my script.

lol 8cha

ionic · 10-04-2005, 11:08 AM

that is pure genius, i say do it!

EZRhino · 10-04-2005, 11:10 AM

Done right that could be really funny

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-04-2005, 11:12 AM

Be a good sport...

So, what's your average?

ADG Webmaster

EroticySteve · 10-04-2005, 12:04 PM

Lucky mofo.

gdog · 10-04-2005, 12:14 PM

Bowling Ball Babes - coming soon to the reality network!

These hot babes can't stop sticking their toes in bowling balls.

kacy · 10-04-2005, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmanuelle

We receive (and fulfil) many requests like this!

LOL, like the broken leg/cast video I did LOL

remember that?

Doctor Dre · 10-04-2005, 12:19 PM

WTF ? this is a new niche ... bowling balls !

Doctor Dre · 10-04-2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Be a good sport...

So, what's your average?

ADG Webmaster

WTF is this !?!? I'm scared now !

Kevsh · 10-04-2005, 12:19 PM

I don't know, but sounds like it could be kind of funny. Strange, definetly, but original

JUSTB · 10-04-2005, 12:21 PM

wow, he doesn't even require nudity

unless he wants you wearing black stockings only

wtfent · 10-04-2005, 12:28 PM

I think he was on some good meth or something e-mailed you after watching some bowling on tv or something.

boneprone · 10-04-2005, 12:28 PM

Sounds like easy money to me.

After you do it, give em my email.

Ill do the same skit for em for half the price.

The Ghost · 10-04-2005, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

well its easy money.

^^^

Jake · 10-04-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Be a good sport...

So, what's your average?

ADG Webmaster

Thats nuts, maybe Allie should sign-up for their referral progam and send him there.

selena · 10-04-2005, 01:10 PM

Sounds like some easy, easy money.

I know you can make it look sexy as can be too.

Sosa · 10-04-2005, 01:15 PM

wow, lol

lazycash · 10-04-2005, 01:35 PM

Email him back and ask him how in the hell you are supposed to walk around and take a bath with a bowling ball stuck to your toe.

10-04-2005, 10:25 AM	#1
NaughtyAllie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: CO Posts: 1,844	I Swear I Am Not Making This Up!!! I just got an e-mail request for a custom video. I swear I'm not making this up. Where the fuck do people come up with this stuff? -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] (edited) Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:56 AM To: [email protected] Subject: custom video I like to see if you can make a custom video for me here is the script. You walk into the house your just getting back from bowling. You sit down and take your shoes off. Your wearing black stockings. You leave your stockings on. Then you start rolling your bowling ball around with your feet just playing with it. Your friend calls you. You start telling her about this woman. At the bowling alley who got her big toe stuck in her bowling ball. After someone dare her to do it and walk with it on. When the woman went to take it off it was stuck. They had to call 911 and an ambulance and take her to the hospital. After you hang up the tip of your right big toe gets in the thumb hole. This gets you curious. How could anyone get there big toe stuck you say? I bet I could do it. You look around to make sure no one is watching and stick your right big toe in the hole. You get up and walk with it on your toe. Then you sit back down and go to take it off but its stuck! You say OH NO ITS STUCK. You start freaking out and start trying to get it off. You try to push it off you try pulling it off. You put it on the couch and try to push it off with your other foot but nothing works. You say why did I stick my toe in here. It cant be stuck. what am I going to do. You get up and walk into the bathroom and get undressed and get in the tub. You try soap and oils but nothing works. Then you make your way into the bedroom it getting late. You make your way over to the bed and get in. You try to get it off some more but by now its swollen you grab the phone and phone book and look for someone to call. You don't want to call anyone you know your to embarrassed. You remember this place called ask a nurse. You call them up and tell them what has happen but they act like they don't believe you. You hang the phone up your upset. You say I cant go to work with this thing on my toe. You lay you head back and fall asleep. When you wake up your under the covers. You start talking about this dream you had where your big toe was stuck in a bowling ball. As your talking you get this strange look on your face and pull the covers back. You see the bowling ball on your toe you say OH NO IT WASN'T A DREAM it ends there. Let me know and a price. Thanks Paul __________________

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