I just got an e-mail request for a custom video. I swear I'm not making this up. Where the fuck do people come up with this stuff?
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Sent: Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:56 AM
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Subject: custom video
I like to see if you can make a custom video for me here is the script. You walk into the house your just getting back from bowling. You sit down and take your shoes off. Your wearing black stockings. You leave your stockings on. Then you start rolling your bowling ball around with your feet just playing with it. Your friend calls you. You start telling her about this woman. At the bowling alley who got her big toe stuck in her bowling ball. After someone dare her to do it and walk with it on. When the woman went to take it off it was stuck. They had to call 911 and an ambulance and take her to the hospital. After you hang up the tip of your right big toe gets in the thumb hole. This gets you curious. How could anyone get there big toe stuck you say? I bet I could do it. You look around to make sure no one is watching and stick your right big toe in the hole. You get up and walk with it on your toe. Then you sit back down and go to take it off but its stuck! You say OH NO ITS STUCK. You start freaking out and start trying to get it off. You try to push it off you try pulling it off. You put it on the couch and try to push it off with your other foot but nothing works. You say why did I stick my toe in here. It cant be stuck. what am I going to do. You get up and walk into the bathroom and get undressed and get in the tub. You try soap and oils but nothing works. Then you make your way into the bedroom it getting late. You make your way over to the bed and get in. You try to get it off some more but by now its swollen you grab the phone and phone book and look for someone to call. You don't want to call anyone you know your to embarrassed. You remember this place called ask a nurse. You call them up and tell them what has happen but they act like they don't believe you. You hang the phone up your upset. You say I cant go to work with this thing on my toe. You lay you head back and fall asleep. When you wake up your under the covers. You start talking about this dream you had where your big toe was stuck in a bowling ball. As your talking you get this strange look on your face and pull the covers back. You see the bowling ball on your toe you say OH NO IT WASN'T A DREAM it ends there. Let me know and a price. Thanks Paul