What's the STRANGEST thing, you've ever put in a girl's pussy?

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  • smack
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    • Mar 2002
    • 10652

    #1

    What's the STRANGEST thing, you've ever put in a girl's pussy?

    1.) large black dildo

    2.) Guinesse Stout bottle.

    the bottle took some work it was kind of wide.

    how about you people? what's the strangest thing you've ever stuck in a girl's pussy?
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    idiot
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.

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    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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      • Mar 2003
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      #3
      An 8 ball.

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      • smack
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        • Mar 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        idiot
        i thought you would have said big mac
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        • Marcus Aurelius
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          • Apr 2003
          • 14809

          #5
          Probably a cucumber. Large phallic vegetables is where most the women I know draw the line.

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          • SleazyDream
            I'm here for SPORT
            • Jul 2001
            • 41470

            #6
            Originally posted by AlienQ
            An 8 ball.

            how the fuck did you get it out?
            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

            Now read without the word dog.

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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              #7
              Originally posted by SleazyDream
              how the fuck did you get it out?
              Take a guess

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              • arial
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                • Jul 2002
                • 4012

                #8
                Metal cover from a Cuban cigar.

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                • emthree
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                  • Jun 2003
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                  #9
                  My Dick?

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                  • Gabriel
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                    #10
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                    • arial
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                      An 8 ball.
                      As to what kind of 8 ball are you referring to? I have two mental pictures in my head.

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                      • Nismo
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                        • May 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by AlienQ
                        Take a guess
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                        • Raf1
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                          #13
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                          • Jensen
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                            • Apr 2001
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                            #14
                            http://www.objectfreaks.com/main.html ... everything from fishing rods to huge plants..

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                            • demented
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                              • Dec 2002
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                              #15
                              Hmm, probably the top of a plastic Gatorade bottle LOL

                              Then watched her suck on it. This was in a car BTW.

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                              • smack
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                                • Mar 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jensen
                                http://www.objectfreaks.com/main.html ... everything from fishing rods to huge plants..

                                Now i'm getting some ideas......
                                Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                • Manowar
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                                  • Dec 2003
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                                  #17
                                  a lion

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                                  • cold_ice
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                                    • Jun 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jensen
                                    http://www.objectfreaks.com/main.html ... everything from fishing rods to huge plants..
                                    Holy shit, these girls have talent

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                                    • QuaWee
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                                      #19
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                                      • Jensen
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                                        #20
                                        Holy shit, these girls have talent
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                                        • polish_aristocrat
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                                          • Jul 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Raf1
                                          a cell phone with a vibrating battery
                                          Hehe, I should try it one day. Was she happy with it?
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                                          • mindoza
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                                            • Jan 2004
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                                            #22
                                            it is funny you asked that question!
                                            I just came back from the emergency room of the hospital. It was a slow day so the docs and nurses were just sitting around shooting the shit and one of the docs asks the others what was the stranges thing they ever removed from a body..one doc replied "last week I removed an ashtray from a woman's vagina"
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                                            • TheLegacy
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                                              • Apr 2003
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                                              #23
                                              I think I win - when I did the pornstaru.com and had lawrence connor fucking lanni barbie.. now that was the strangest thing that I put in a womans pussy
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                                              • shermo

                                                #24
                                                I'd have to go with "my dick". It's pretty strange.

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                                                • smack
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                                                  • Mar 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mindoza
                                                  it is funny you asked that question!
                                                  I just came back from the emergency room of the hospital. It was a slow day so the docs and nurses were just sitting around shooting the shit and one of the docs asks the others what was the stranges thing they ever removed from a body..one doc replied "last week I removed an ashtray from a woman's vagina"
                                                  i wish i could hear the story behind that one.
                                                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                  • Kard63
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                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 8944

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by arial
                                                    As to what kind of 8 ball are you referring to? I have two mental pictures in my head.

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                                                    • chase
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 6019

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                      idiot
                                                      Hmmm, I've had a few idiots' dicks in my pussy, lol, but not a whole idiot-ouch!. Not at the same time though.

                                                      I did have a small mag-lite encounter once, though.
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                                                      • smack
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                                                        • Mar 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        oh come on? no ladies here willing to admit to putting soemthing strange in their pun?





                                                        liars!
                                                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                        • smack
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                                                          • Mar 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by chase
                                                          Hmmm, I've had a few idiots' dicks in my pussy, lol, but not a whole idiot-ouch!. Not at the same time though.

                                                          I did have a small mag-lite encounter once, though.
                                                          there we go, glad someone stepped forward.
                                                          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                          • Sheri Santiago
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                                                            • Jun 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            We did a shoot a few months back with Holly and she got tomatos stuck up her you-know-what so she had a friend use a golf ball extractor to get the grape tomatoes out. We thought we had to take her to the hospital. Good thing for the golf ball extractor.
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                                                            • Libertine
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                                                              • May 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by chase
                                                              Hmmm, I've had a few idiots' dicks in my pussy, lol, but not a whole idiot-ouch!. Not at the same time though.

                                                              I did have a small mag-lite encounter once, though.


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                                                              • KittyLix
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                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 2036

                                                                #32
                                                                my fist

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                                                                • wyldblyss
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                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 5779

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                  I think I win - when I did the pornstaru.com and had lawrence connor fucking lanni barbie.. now that was the strangest thing that I put in a womans pussy
                                                                  Yep you win. It doesn't get any stranger than that

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                                                                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Kard63
                                                                    Umm...

                                                                    So Wrong.

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                                                                    • Syl
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 1953

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by smack
                                                                      oh come on? no ladies here willing to admit to putting soemthing strange in their pun?





                                                                      liars!
                                                                      My friend had a banana put in hers just recently. LOL.
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                                                                      • smack
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Syl
                                                                        My friend had a banana put in hers just recently. LOL.
                                                                        how recently are we talking? and are there pics?
                                                                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                        • DavieVegas
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          a bong
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                                                                          • line
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                                                                            • Jul 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            black jesus
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                                                                            • PissFunny
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              frozen shit filled condom...

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                                                                              • Syl
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by smack
                                                                                how recently are we talking? and are there pics?
                                                                                Just a few days ago. I will keep you posted on the pics.
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                                                                                • Theo
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  a cellphone and the recharger

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                                                                                  • Deepai
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    a hedgehog.
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                                                                                    • germ
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      a half kilo of pure black tar heroin.

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                                                                                      • Kard63
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                                                                                        #44

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                                                                                        • snowpimp
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          one of those 1.5 foot long candycanes, made it taste good!
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                                                                                          • sicone
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Jensen
                                                                                            http://www.objectfreaks.com/main.html ... everything from fishing rods to huge plants..
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                                                                                            Originally posted by QuaWee
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                                                                                            • MandyBlake
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                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Is a large black dildo a strange thing to put in a pussy?
                                                                                              I had a guy fuck me with a beer bottle once...felt good.
                                                                                              And for the record...i LOVE my big black dildo!
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                                                                                              • jimmyf
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                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 12651

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                wine, beer, wipped cream, dildo's all kinds, fist fucked' m, beer bottle, my toes, my pager, grapes, can't remember all types of fruit, enough my head is starting 2 hurt.
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                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  broom handle

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                                                                                                  • Evil1
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by smack
                                                                                                    2.) Guinesse Stout bottle.
                                                                                                    I've never actually drank ass juice, but if i was to guess, the taste would not be far off from guiness stout.

                                                                                                    That is easily the nastiest shit i've ever put in my mouth

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