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Rochard · 09-29-2005, 09:23 AM

I hereby declare that today will be a good day.

I woke up a few mintues late but well rested and quickly jumped into the shower. While shaving my nutsack I came up with an ambitious gameplan for my morning. I quickly jumped on my motorcycle and off to secure some breakfast for later and some red bull. Checked stats, message boards, downed a red bull, took my dog SPARKY jogging, and worked out.

Then I wrote a poem called "My favorite toy", dedicated to a woman in the industry I'm more than fond of. No, she doesn't have alabaster skin, blonde hair, or live in San Diego. In fact, she might be a Canuck, but that's another story.

Took another shower - cleanliness is a way I repent my sins - came up to my computer and was greeted with a morning message from Sweetums, whom I cannot live without.

I'm ready to tackle my day now.

SCOOTER · 09-29-2005, 09:25 AM

Damn ......Mexico was good for you !!

Scott McD · 09-29-2005, 09:26 AM

What's the best way to shave your nutsack with the least irritation ??

Rochard · 09-29-2005, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by scooter

Damn ......Mexico was good for you !!

Nah. It's the red bull. Does it to me every time.

Rochard · 09-29-2005, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

What's the best way to shave your nutsack with the least irritation ??

I never gave it much thought. This might be too much information, but I just use shampoo. Never had a problem. Smooth as a babie's bottom every time.

sweetums · 09-29-2005, 09:31 AM

You sensitive bastard....you always know how to get me right at the "mush" button. It's more the other way around, hon -- you're my rock....*mwuah*

seeric · 09-29-2005, 09:31 AM

i concur. numbers look great today and its smoothly flowing so far.

Funbrunette · 09-29-2005, 09:49 AM

My voice mail still goes unanswered...My heart is aching!

billie · 09-29-2005, 09:51 AM

2 showers already in the morning? You are a sinner!

Honez · 09-29-2005, 11:01 AM

Don't you love days like that?

lchaim · 09-29-2005, 11:35 AM

Mine has not been so good, but I love hearing that some goodness is happening out there somewhere!

I will go take another shower to see if the second one helps things.

tristan_D · 09-29-2005, 05:54 PM

great to hear people setting their minds on the good things.

Halcyon · 09-29-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetums

You sensitive bastard....you always know how to get me right at the "mush" button. It's more the other way around, hon -- you're my rock....*mwuah*

You two are both such superstars. I *heart* lightspeed staffers!

09-29-2005, 09:23 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,699	I hereby declare.... I hereby declare that today will be a good day. I woke up a few mintues late but well rested and quickly jumped into the shower. While shaving my nutsack I came up with an ambitious gameplan for my morning. I quickly jumped on my motorcycle and off to secure some breakfast for later and some red bull. Checked stats, message boards, downed a red bull, took my dog SPARKY jogging, and worked out. Then I wrote a poem called "My favorite toy", dedicated to a woman in the industry I'm more than fond of. No, she doesn't have alabaster skin, blonde hair, or live in San Diego. In fact, she might be a Canuck, but that's another story. Took another shower - cleanliness is a way I repent my sins - came up to my computer and was greeted with a morning message from Sweetums, whom I cannot live without. I'm ready to tackle my day now. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

09-29-2005, 09:25 AM	#2
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09-29-2005, 09:31 AM	#6
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09-29-2005, 09:31 AM	#7
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i concur. numbers look great today and its smoothly flowing so far.

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09-29-2005, 11:35 AM	#11
lchaim Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: West Coast Posts: 626	Mine has not been so good, but I love hearing that some goodness is happening out there somewhere! I will go take another shower to see if the second one helps things. __________________ L'Chaim: interj. Pronunciation Key (la khi yem) - Literally "To Life." Used as a toast.

09-29-2005, 05:54 PM	#12
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