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Rochard 09-29-2005 09:23 AM

I hereby declare....
 
I hereby declare that today will be a good day.

I woke up a few mintues late but well rested and quickly jumped into the shower. While shaving my nutsack I came up with an ambitious gameplan for my morning. I quickly jumped on my motorcycle and off to secure some breakfast for later and some red bull. Checked stats, message boards, downed a red bull, took my dog SPARKY jogging, and worked out.

Then I wrote a poem called "My favorite toy", dedicated to a woman in the industry I'm more than fond of. No, she doesn't have alabaster skin, blonde hair, or live in San Diego. In fact, she might be a Canuck, but that's another story.

Took another shower - cleanliness is a way I repent my sins - came up to my computer and was greeted with a morning message from Sweetums, whom I cannot live without.

I'm ready to tackle my day now.

SCOOTER 09-29-2005 09:25 AM

Damn ......Mexico was good for you !!

Scott McD 09-29-2005 09:26 AM

What's the best way to shave your nutsack with the least irritation ??

Rochard 09-29-2005 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scooter
Damn ......Mexico was good for you !!

Nah. It's the red bull. Does it to me every time.

Rochard 09-29-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
What's the best way to shave your nutsack with the least irritation ??

I never gave it much thought. This might be too much information, but I just use shampoo. Never had a problem. Smooth as a babie's bottom every time.

sweetums 09-29-2005 09:31 AM

You sensitive bastard....you always know how to get me right at the "mush" button. It's more the other way around, hon -- you're my rock....*mwuah* :tongue:

seeric 09-29-2005 09:31 AM

i concur. numbers look great today and its smoothly flowing so far.

Funbrunette 09-29-2005 09:49 AM

My voice mail still goes unanswered...My heart is aching! :Oh crap

billie 09-29-2005 09:51 AM

2 showers already in the morning? You are a sinner! :)

Honez 09-29-2005 11:01 AM

Don't you love days like that?

lchaim 09-29-2005 11:35 AM

Mine has not been so good, but I love hearing that some goodness is happening out there somewhere! :thumbsup :pimp

I will go take another shower to see if the second one helps things.

tristan_D 09-29-2005 05:54 PM

great to hear people setting their minds on the good things.

Halcyon 09-29-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetums
You sensitive bastard....you always know how to get me right at the "mush" button. It's more the other way around, hon -- you're my rock....*mwuah* :tongue:


You two are both such superstars. I *heart* lightspeed staffers!


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