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I hereby declare....
I hereby declare that today will be a good day.
I woke up a few mintues late but well rested and quickly jumped into the shower. While shaving my nutsack I came up with an ambitious gameplan for my morning. I quickly jumped on my motorcycle and off to secure some breakfast for later and some red bull. Checked stats, message boards, downed a red bull, took my dog SPARKY jogging, and worked out.
Then I wrote a poem called "My favorite toy", dedicated to a woman in the industry I'm more than fond of. No, she doesn't have alabaster skin, blonde hair, or live in San Diego. In fact, she might be a Canuck, but that's another story.
Took another shower - cleanliness is a way I repent my sins - came up to my computer and was greeted with a morning message from Sweetums, whom I cannot live without.
I'm ready to tackle my day now.
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