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09-16-2005, 05:47 PM
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09-16-2005, 05:50 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Yes ..she was called an ex wife and still screws me every month with alimoney payments
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09-16-2005, 05:55 PM
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spunky you pay alimony? I would rather sit in prison than pay my ex alimony
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09-16-2005, 05:56 PM
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i fucked a hooker in vegas like 2 years ago. she was fine as fuck. i just treated her like a lil porn bitch...fucked the shit outta her then told her to get the fuck out. she wanted to stay and kick it with us i was like bounce!!! lol...
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09-16-2005, 05:57 PM
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i fucked many hookers when I was in the navy. So fucking what? |
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09-16-2005, 05:58 PM
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09-16-2005, 05:58 PM
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Never paid for sex ... if that's your question ;)
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09-16-2005, 05:59 PM
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09-16-2005, 06:01 PM
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I mean, we guy ALWAYS pay for pussy man.
Who buys the drinks and weed? us. Who pays for the dinner when we go out. us. This is what im going to do next time. Im seriousy not going to pay. I be like, bitch its time for you to pay up! |
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09-16-2005, 06:03 PM
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09-16-2005, 06:05 PM
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Quite often, when I am away on a buiness trip and need a little fun.
Also get it on with some of the escorts I photograph and do web sites for. Best was a first time butt fuck of a 19 year old on my birthday because she wanted to show her appreciation for some things I did for her. We recorded it. I have her saying on tape, "I would so do that again." It doesn't get much better than that! 
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09-16-2005, 06:08 PM
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Bland for life
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Hot Latin hooker with a vagina gave me a freebie in Miami. Still have never paid for sex (unless your counting girlfirends and gifts).
If the hooker was hot enough and the oppurtunity presented itself and I lost my Blackberry with all my hot bitches inside then I'd probaly pay up.
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09-16-2005, 06:15 PM
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Let's hear some REAL hooker sex stories!
I want to hear about the hooker that stole your wallet while you slept. I want to hear about the hooker that turned out to be a man - and you were so horny you went ahead and let "her" blow you. I want to hear about the fat, ugly street walking hookers that you've been with! You know who you are, now get a typin!
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09-16-2005, 06:17 PM
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09-16-2005, 06:27 PM
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paying for sex is lame
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09-16-2005, 06:30 PM
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09-16-2005, 07:04 PM
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09-16-2005, 07:31 PM
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i was so horny one night & i was drunk as shit.. this lowclass pimp comes up to me, he's like "yo mun.. whatchew lookin fo" so i'm like where's all the hoes? he's like "i gots me a ho in ma van yo" so i pay the guy $25 bucks & i go inside this van & this chicks in there..she's not too bad (for being fucking hammered) so she starts sucking my cock..meanwhile i'm thinking "oh fuck-- i hope the bitch dont rob me"--(i got about $300 something in my back pocket) she's got her hand behind my back, & i'm like fuck, she's gonna take the money..please let me cum first..so, about 20 minutes go by & the pimp starts banging on the side door..he's like "what the fuck bitch" "what's taking so long..wheeeze gots mo money to make..hurry the fuck up" & i'm thinking, i'm never gonna cum with him banging & yelling..he opens the fucking door & i'm thinking great, now he's gonna watch, but no, he's got another hooker & tells her to get in the van to help the girl suck my cock..& he shuts the door..so now i go two hooker sucking on my cock... i couldnt fucking blow a load.. i was throbbing, i wanted to blow that shit up in their faces so bad, but it just kept pulsing harder!! so, they're like, what the fuck..wanna fuck instead & i fucked the shit out of them both real hard..shaking the fucking van arocking--fucking homeboy starts banging--you fucking done yet..he opens the door..scares the shit out of me--pulled my dick out to zip up, but blew my load all over the pimps face.. all for $25.... yep, i still had the 300 in my back pocket
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09-16-2005, 07:35 PM
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09-16-2005, 07:36 PM
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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
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Now THAT sounds real (not really). Come on "johns," I need more REAL stories about love for money!
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09-16-2005, 07:38 PM
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several times.
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09-16-2005, 07:38 PM
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09-16-2005, 07:39 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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09-16-2005, 07:40 PM
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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
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ataAT
Now this is someone I can fall in love with. Holy Mary Mother of God -
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09-16-2005, 07:40 PM
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I need a beer
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I banged a 18 yearold whore in the ass behind the club for 80 bucks once
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09-16-2005, 07:42 PM
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09-16-2005, 07:53 PM
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got another story..i was drunk this time too, but not as hammered.. missed the fucking train home, so i'm stuck downtown for the night, so i figure if i can find a hooker, she'll have a room.. i'm walking around where all the hookers hang, but they're all fucking TVS & shemales & whatever real females i see, they just dont fucking interest me..Fat, fucking pigs, just fucking nasty & utterly unfuckable, bad enough that even with viagra i dont think i'd produce wood enough to stick it in a roll never mind a hole... whatever, i wanna passout so i go down this alley to go find a place to fall down & crash.. there's two homies-- & a girl.. a nice young white girl..a little cute too..shes sucking on one of the homies cock..the other one comes up, asks me if i'm looking for drugs.. i told him no, but i want the girls that's sucking on his friends cock..he tells me $20. so i give it to him. He tells his homeboy that he's "jetting to get a fix yo" & leaves..the hookers tells me to come over..she's still sucking the other guys cock but unzips me & starts with a handjob..so she's stroking me while sucking the homie..i'm thinking this is fucking gross man, i dont want to see no homeboy cock..whatever--she finishes him off..spits it out & he's like later dude....so..she gives great fucking head..i'm like "you ain't spitting this shit" & as i cummed i made sure my cock was down her throat..she got every frop down in there... afterwards, she's telling me she want's $20....i say, for what? she tells me pay for the blow job & i tell her i already paid her pimp & she's like "motherfucker, he aint my pimp.. i dont even know him..oh well... i got what i need'''see ya later....... |
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09-16-2005, 07:59 PM
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..... lifestyles of the drunk and desperate.
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09-16-2005, 08:01 PM
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09-16-2005, 08:01 PM
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this other time.. i'm driving a taxi.. hot young girl about 20 gets in my cab..she's in tight short shorts & it's fucking october, so i know she's a working girl,, it's a long drive..she sits up front.. i cant keep my eyes on the road..i keep looking at her legs..her creamy thighs..she's sitting sidways, so as if she were to open her legs i'd get a perfect view of her hot moist & succulent seafood platter. man, i'm getting hard & horny for this girl. I think she knows too..cuz she says, "do you wanna fuck me" & i'm like "damn right..can we do it now, in the car" she tells me no, that we need to rent a hotel & that it's $180 for the night & i'm like fucking damnit..i'm working, cant do it..so i ask if we can hook up later, she says yes, gives me a number to call..but fucking A my cock is wanting some & now..so i ask how much for a blow job...she says she'll do it for $20 & she gave great head...after, i drove her to where she needed to go..got there & told her she owes $40 in cab fare..she was pissed!!! anyway...outof the $40 cab fare, $20 went to the company & $20 to me, so i guess i got a blowjob for a couple bucks worth of gas... |
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09-16-2005, 08:03 PM
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09-16-2005, 08:04 PM
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Only real hooker stories from now on! COME ON JOHNS!!!
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09-16-2005, 08:10 PM
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ahahahahah... the stories keep coming.. :-D
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09-16-2005, 08:10 PM
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I fucked plenty of bitches who later became hoes... but never actually paid any girl for sex, maybe begged... but never paid.
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09-16-2005, 08:12 PM
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they all really happened..whatever. i got even more stories about hookers when i lived on sunset blvd in hollywood..that's like hooker world usa if you dont count vegas or montreal or amsterdam.... |
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09-16-2005, 08:14 PM
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i know somebody on this board has alot of hooker stories..where's Va2K-- he gets hookers all the time..uses them for content on his sites.....
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09-16-2005, 08:24 PM
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i know somebody on this board has alot of hooker stories..where's Va2K-- he gets hookers all the time..uses them for content on his sites.....
--------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's hear it! Come on you hooker loving bastard! We need some good stories!
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09-16-2005, 08:30 PM
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09-16-2005, 09:31 PM
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umm not to my knowledge.
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Haha, ain't that the truth!
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