Originally Posted by BeatingSkull

i was so horny one night & i was drunk as shit.. this lowclass pimp comes up to me, he's like "yo mun.. whatchew lookin fo" so i'm like where's all the hoes? he's like "i gots me a ho in ma van yo" so i pay the guy $25 bucks & i go inside this van & this chicks in there..she's not too bad (for being fucking hammered) so she starts sucking my cock..meanwhile i'm thinking "oh fuck-- i hope the bitch dont rob me"--(i got about $300 something in my back pocket) she's got her hand behind my back, & i'm like fuck, she's gonna take the money..please let me cum first..so, about 20 minutes go by & the pimp starts banging on the side door..he's like "what the fuck bitch" "what's taking so long..wheeeze gots mo money to make..hurry the fuck up" & i'm thinking, i'm never gonna cum with him banging & yelling..he opens the fucking door & i'm thinking great, now he's gonna watch, but no, he's got another hooker & tells her to get in the van to help the girl suck my cock..& he shuts the door..so now i go two hooker sucking on my cock... i couldnt fucking blow a load.. i was throbbing, i wanted to blow that shit up in their faces so bad, but it just kept pulsing harder!! so, they're like, what the fuck..wanna fuck instead & i fucked the shit out of them both real hard..shaking the fucking van arocking--fucking homeboy starts banging--you fucking done yet..he opens the door..scares the shit out of me--pulled my dick out to zip up, but blew my load all over the pimps face.. all for $25.... yep, i still had the 300 in my back pocket