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Old 09-16-2005, 08:04 PM  
Alleged Indecent Exposure
For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Originally Posted by BeatingSkull
nope.... i used to rent hookers alot before i got married...



got another story..i was drunk this time too, but not as hammered.. missed the fucking train home, so i'm stuck downtown for the night, so i figure if i can find a hooker, she'll have a room.. i'm walking around where all the hookers hang, but they're all fucking TVS & shemales & whatever real females i see, they just dont fucking interest me..Fat, fucking pigs, just fucking nasty & utterly unfuckable, bad enough that even with viagra i dont think i'd produce wood enough to stick it in a roll never mind a hole... whatever, i wanna passout so i go down this alley to go find a place to fall down & crash.. there's two homies-- & a girl.. a nice young white girl..a little cute too..shes sucking on one of the homies cock..the other one comes up, asks me if i'm looking for drugs.. i told him no, but i want the girls that's sucking on his friends cock..he tells me $20. so i give it to him. He tells his homeboy that he's "jetting to get a fix yo" & leaves..the hookers tells me to come over..she's still sucking the other guys cock but unzips me & starts with a handjob..so she's stroking me while sucking the homie..i'm thinking this is fucking gross man, i dont want to see no homeboy cock..whatever--she finishes him off..spits it out & he's like later dude....so..she gives great fucking head..i'm like "you ain't spitting this shit" & as i cummed i made sure my cock was down her throat..she got every frop down in there... afterwards, she's telling me she want's $20....i say, for what? she tells me pay for the blow job & i tell her i already paid her pimp & she's like "motherfucker, he aint my pimp.. i dont even know him..oh well... i got what i need'''see ya later.......
NO MORE FAKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Only real hooker stories from now on! COME ON JOHNS!!!
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