A healthier way to poo? - GoFuckYourself.com

Cheshire · 02-19-2002, 06:23 PM

Amputate Your Head · 02-19-2002, 06:24 PM

Nice marketing approach:

"Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!"

Amputate Your Head · 02-19-2002, 06:27 PM

okay.. this disturbs me:

"Two-thirds of humanity
use the squatting position
to answer the call of nature."

...and the other third?

=^..^= · 02-19-2002, 06:29 PM

This is totally true - you can increase your life expectancy by up to 10 years using this method

Also if by some terriblke chance you have to use a public loo - it keeps your ass off the seat!!!

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Amputate Your Head · 02-19-2002, 06:33 PM

I saw a guy crap on a chain link fence while walking down the road when I was in Saudi Arabia... fuckin' made me crack up... then he wiped his ass with his dress.

pr0 · 02-19-2002, 06:33 PM

The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.

SykkBoy · 02-19-2002, 06:33 PM

Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

now, THAT is good news...but if the peerson is say 350, they won't be able to use it or they won't be comfortable using it?

-=HOAX=- · 02-19-2002, 06:35 PM

Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"

AaronM · 02-19-2002, 06:35 PM

I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.

-=HOAX=- · 02-19-2002, 06:41 PM

Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...

Cheshire · 02-19-2002, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.

That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!

SykkBoy · 02-19-2002, 06:47 PM

As someone of the clumsier persuasion, I would be afraid to use this thing...what if I lost my balance and fell off? I could suffer a serious skull injury and would hate having to admit to the paramedic what really happened...

AaronM · 02-19-2002, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!

I love you too babe.

pr0 · 02-19-2002, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"

Now thats creative writing.

kmanrox · 02-19-2002, 08:05 PM

ok, so basically, all we gotta do is lift our knees up as high as we can while sittin on the BradShaw... errrrr the shitcan and we can open up our anus tubes for optimized defagmented shitting pleasure??

awesome!!!!

im gonna go try now.... ttyl

^R3K^ · 02-19-2002, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.

I never got any good weed in boone.. it isnt to far from here.

but i did go to a public bathroom there once and it was really bad ;-)))

[Labret] · 02-19-2002, 08:40 PM

I can guarantee I will get drunk and fall and send shit flying everywhere.

Dreamman010 · 02-19-2002, 09:29 PM

Ahh guys, if you're talking about poo, check this site:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/~dabe/Poopie.html

It's so real... I laughed my ass off on it

Note: it's hosted on an educational domain

DialerNET · 02-20-2002, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
okay.. this disturbs me:

"Two-thirds of humanity
use the squatting position
to answer the call of nature."

...and the other third?

Haven't you seen the sites?
Here's a clue;
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".

*shudder*

Jason.

Direktor · 02-20-2002, 12:48 AM

This got to be a fucking joke. I like my toilets.

SykkBoy · 02-20-2002, 12:51 AM

I wonder if http://www.shitcity.com or http://www.scatbabes.com could upsell that badboy in their member's area? :)

gleem · 02-20-2002, 12:52 AM

Who the fuck would be caught dead with that thing in their bathroom?? Might as well use your frontlawn!

gleem · 02-20-2002, 12:55 AM

Oh, I missed the next page:

Quote:

Nature's Curtain allows Nature's Platform to be out of sight when not in use. The curtain attaches to the wall with self-adhesive Velcro®, so it can easily be laundered

yah, you can launder it because you'll be crapping and pissing all over the floor the first week, obviosly u need "natures curtain" to clean up the mess you will "naturally" make all over your floor.

dropped9 · 02-20-2002, 12:57 AM

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
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adamm · 02-20-2002, 01:00 AM

I crap like that on all toilets,
its called advanced hovering

DarkJedi · 08-08-2003, 09:23 AM

Gutterboy · 08-08-2003, 09:27 AM

loverboy · 08-08-2003, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
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[Labret] · 08-08-2003, 09:28 AM

I miss Cheshire.

as much as I miss eating too many red pepper seeds and pissing out of my ass.

Honeyslut · 09-03-2003, 02:02 AM

Labret misses Cheshire

-=HOAX=- · 09-03-2003, 02:09 AM

Ok ok, you win...they're all whores...

Fatbat · 09-03-2003, 02:11 AM

Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun

TheSaint · 09-03-2003, 07:25 AM

I lived in Hong Kong for a while and this was basically how all toilets were. You get used to it and its much more hygenic, to this day I still can't sit on a public toilet, yuck!

Recently I was back for a few weeks of work, and everything has changed. Western style toilets are everywhere, but the mall still had a choice of Chinese or Western toilets for the particular.

Danny_C · 09-03-2003, 08:36 AM

Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.

Danny_C · 09-03-2003, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.

Ahh... nevermind. I see. http://www.naturesplatform.com/healt...te_disorde rs

Odie · 09-03-2003, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...

OMG!! kaka kernels!!!! my x-'s dad called them "willnots" for will not come out!!! HAHAHAHAHa

lickmymonster · 09-03-2003, 08:49 AM

colon cancer has no relationship to inadaquate evacuation of the bowels.

Lickmymonster ARRT
"radiation therapist"

Odie · 09-03-2003, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fatbat
Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun

I have no problem with doing it this way, u don't get crabs...but, thos fuckers who were there b4 u don't know how to aim and piss all over where u stand and then u got piss all over your shoes..fucking shit stinks!!!

We only have the american toilet b/c half of us prolly can't squat that low and we're too damn lazy to sit that long...it's easier to sit...that way u can read the paper or a magazine

lickmymonster · 09-03-2003, 09:21 AM

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Thats B.S. guys

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LeeNoga · 09-03-2003, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DialerNET
Haven't you seen the sites?
Here's a clue;
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".
.

I thought it was, "Sit on my face and let me guess your weight".

I must not get out much

Tofu · 09-03-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adamm
I crap like that on all toilets,
its called advanced hovering

i do too. ive been doing it for years now.
i call it "perching".

Honeyslut · 10-18-2003, 07:28 PM

another informative gfy thread

angelsofporn · 10-18-2003, 08:55 PM

that's just sooper

the Shemp · 10-18-2003, 09:14 PM

is Cheshire on vacation, i havent seen her post in a while?

HS-Trixxxia · 10-18-2003, 09:22 PM

Shemp come to think about it........I think it's been 4 months if not more that she hasn't been around........I could be wrong

natas · 10-18-2003, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"

chocolate shark ahahahaha!!

lock · 10-18-2003, 09:30 PM

i thought the ski position was dedicated to public bathrooms

cold_ice · 10-18-2003, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Shemp come to think about it........I think it's been 4 months if not more that she hasn't been around........I could be wrong

it has being a while

HS-Trixxxia · 10-18-2003, 09:35 PM

Unless she's posting under another nick.....Like I mentioned in another post.....don't read everything everyday....

Nima · 10-18-2003, 09:37 PM

I always poo that way
where have you guys been/? you are missing out

02-19-2002, 06:23 PM	#1
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	A healthier way to poo? Eastern potty in a Western bathroom __________________ just a little bit naughty

02-19-2002, 06:29 PM	#4
=^..^= Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ 380-366 Posts: 6,935	This is totally true - you can increase your life expectancy by up to 10 years using this method Also if by some terriblke chance you have to use a public loo - it keeps your ass off the seat!!! <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">Sexcontents - Total Content Solutions</a> <a href="http://www.dirtydollar.com"><img src="http://www.sexcontents.com/kitty/DDsmall.gif" __________________ #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

02-19-2002, 06:33 PM	#7
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ now, THAT is good news...but if the peerson is say 350, they won't be able to use it or they won't be comfortable using it? __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-19-2002, 06:35 PM	#8
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!" __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-19-2002, 06:41 PM	#10
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon... __________________ Insert Value Here.

02-19-2002, 06:24 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Nice marketing approach: "Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!"

02-19-2002, 06:27 PM	#3
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	okay.. this disturbs me: "Two-thirds of humanity use the squatting position to answer the call of nature." ...and the other third?

02-19-2002, 06:33 PM	#6
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	The product comes from BOONE, NC..... Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.

02-19-2002, 06:35 PM	#9
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.

02-19-2002, 06:47 PM	#12
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	As someone of the clumsier persuasion, I would be afraid to use this thing...what if I lost my balance and fell off? I could suffer a serious skull injury and would hate having to admit to the paramedic what really happened... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-19-2002, 08:05 PM	#15
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	ok, so basically, all we gotta do is lift our knees up as high as we can while sittin on the BradShaw... errrrr the shitcan and we can open up our anus tubes for optimized defagmented shitting pleasure?? awesome!!!! im gonna go try now.... ttyl __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

02-19-2002, 08:40 PM	#17
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I can guarantee I will get drunk and fall and send shit flying everywhere.

02-19-2002, 09:29 PM	#18
Dreamman010 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,081	Ahh guys, if you're talking about poo, check this site: http://www.cs.umd.edu/~dabe/Poopie.html It's so real... I laughed my ass off on it Note: it's hosted on an educational domain __________________ <a href="http://www2.famoushost.com/home.php" target="_blank"><b><FONT COLOR="FFFF00">www.FamousHost.com</font></b></a><br>Free Hosting With No Headers, Real FTP, <u>Get listed on the biggest TGP's with us!</u>

02-20-2002, 12:48 AM	#20
Direktor Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 529	This got to be a fucking joke. I like my toilets.

02-20-2002, 12:51 AM	#21
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I wonder if http://www.shitcity.com or http://www.scatbabes.com could upsell that badboy in their member's area? :) __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-20-2002, 12:52 AM	#22
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02-20-2002, 12:57 AM	#24
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!! <br> <img src="http://www.naturesplatform.com/images/NP_11_2.jpg">

02-20-2002, 01:00 AM	#25
adamm Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 239	I crap like that on all toilets, its called advanced hovering

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I miss Cheshire. as much as I miss eating too many red pepper seeds and pissing out of my ass.

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09-03-2003, 02:09 AM	#31
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Ok ok, you win...they're all whores... __________________ Insert Value Here.

09-03-2003, 02:11 AM	#32
Fatbat Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Costa del Sol, Spain Posts: 204	Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way. Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun

09-03-2003, 07:25 AM	#33
TheSaint Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Everywhere at once Posts: 991	I lived in Hong Kong for a while and this was basically how all toilets were. You get used to it and its much more hygenic, to this day I still can't sit on a public toilet, yuck! Recently I was back for a few weeks of work, and everything has changed. Western style toilets are everywhere, but the mall still had a choice of Chinese or Western toilets for the particular.

09-03-2003, 08:36 AM	#34
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.

09-03-2003, 08:49 AM	#37
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09-03-2003, 09:21 AM	#39
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10-18-2003, 08:55 PM	#43
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10-18-2003, 09:35 PM	#49
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Unless she's posting under another nick.....Like I mentioned in another post.....don't read everything everyday....

10-18-2003, 09:37 PM	#50
Nima Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,192	I always poo that way where have you guys been/? you are missing out