A healthier way to poo?
 

:thumbsup Nice marketing approach:

"Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!"

okay.. this disturbs me:

"Two-thirds of humanity
use the squatting position
to answer the call of nature."

...and the other third? :eek7

This is totally true - you can increase your life expectancy by up to 10 years using this method

Also if by some terriblke chance you have to use a public loo - it keeps your ass off the seat!!! :Graucho


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I saw a guy crap on a chain link fence while walking down the road when I was in Saudi Arabia... fuckin' made me crack up... then he wiped his ass with his dress.

The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.

Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

now, THAT is good news...but if the peerson is say 350, they won't be able to use it or they won't be comfortable using it?

Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"

I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.

Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...

That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!

As someone of the clumsier persuasion, I would be afraid to use this thing...what if I lost my balance and fell off? I could suffer a serious skull injury and would hate having to admit to the paramedic what really happened...

I love you too babe.

Now thats creative writing.

ok, so basically, all we gotta do is lift our knees up as high as we can while sittin on the BradShaw... errrrr the shitcan and we can open up our anus tubes for optimized defagmented shitting pleasure??

awesome!!!!

im gonna go try now.... ttyl

I never got any good weed in boone.. it isnt to far from here.

but i did go to a public bathroom there once and it was really bad ;-)))

I can guarantee I will get drunk and fall and send shit flying everywhere.

Ahh guys, if you're talking about poo, check this site:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/~dabe/Poopie.html

It's so real... I laughed my ass off on it

Note: it's hosted on an educational domain :thumbsup

Haven't you seen the sites?
Here's a clue;
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".

*shudder*

Jason.

This got to be a fucking joke. I like my toilets.

I wonder if http://www.shitcity.com or http://www.scatbabes.com could upsell that badboy in their member's area? :)

Who the fuck would be caught dead with that thing in their bathroom?? Might as well use your frontlawn!

Oh, I missed the next page:

http://www.naturesplatform.com/images/NP_03_3.jpg

yah, you can launder it because you'll be crapping and pissing all over the floor the first week, obviosly u need "natures curtain" to clean up the mess you will "naturally" make all over your floor.

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
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I crap like that on all toilets,
its called advanced hovering

:helpme

:1orglaugh

the king is on the throne

I miss Cheshire.







as much as I miss eating too many red pepper seeds and pissing out of my ass.

Labret misses Cheshire

:1orglaugh


Ok ok, you win...they're all whores...

Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun :1orglaugh

I lived in Hong Kong for a while and this was basically how all toilets were. You get used to it and its much more hygenic, to this day I still can't sit on a public toilet, yuck!

Recently I was back for a few weeks of work, and everything has changed. Western style toilets are everywhere, but the mall still had a choice of Chinese or Western toilets for the particular.

Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.

Ahh... nevermind. I see. http://www.naturesplatform.com/healt...te_disorde rs

OMG!! kaka kernels!!!! my x-'s dad called them "willnots" for will not come out!!! HAHAHAHAHa:1orglaugh

colon cancer has no relationship to inadaquate evacuation of the bowels.

Lickmymonster ARRT
"radiation therapist"

I have no problem with doing it this way, u don't get crabs...but, thos fuckers who were there b4 u don't know how to aim and piss all over where u stand and then u got piss all over your shoes..fucking shit stinks!!!

We only have the american toilet b/c half of us prolly can't squat that low and we're too damn lazy to sit that long...it's easier to sit...that way u can read the paper or a magazine

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Thats B.S. guys

Lickmymonster

I thought it was, "Sit on my face and let me guess your weight".

I must not get out much :(

i do too. ive been doing it for years now.
i call it "perching".

another informative gfy thread

that's just sooper

is Cheshire on vacation, i havent seen her post in a while?

Shemp come to think about it........I think it's been 4 months if not more that she hasn't been around........I could be wrong

chocolate shark ahahahaha!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i thought the ski position was dedicated to public bathrooms

it has being a while:(

Unless she's posting under another nick.....Like I mentioned in another post.....don't read everything everyday....

I always poo that way
where have you guys been/? you are missing out :thumbsup