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Old 02-19-2002, 06:35 PM  
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Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"
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