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Rochard · 09-04-2005, 11:17 AM

Now I know what it's like to wake up in a fog and find a golf cart overturned in your hotel room and not really be sure how it got there.

Punker Barbie and I celebrated our birthdays last night here at my house in Glendale, Arizona, outside of Phoenix. Thankfully the nasty storm shortly before the party started didn't stop people from coming.

Although I told everyone no gifts, four people brought bottles of jager, and Scottie from Sweetapples brought me a bottle of pigs feet, a candy apple (get it - "sweet apple"), and - I kid you not - a gallon of chocolate pudding. The extra jager and the gallon of chocolate pudding came in really handy in my bathtub at 4am after most eveyone left.

We had some drama, and the cops were called. (Keep in mind here that I was drunk.....) Someone got caught stealing the contents of someone's purse and was chased down outside my house. Besides stealing the contents of the purse, this person also stole my IPOD. Someone called the cops (It's not a party unless you have cops showing up when there are naked people in your pool!). I think my wife dealt with the cops and no charges were pressed. I'm not gonna go into details or name names until I get the details.

Afterwards, as people starting leaving, we got reports of the local police department staking out the nearby streets. Luckily most people had someone to drive or had limos.

A bunch of us ended up in the pool including myself wearing nothing by my Lightspeed boxers. At this point we had pretty much decided not to take any more pictures.

The night ended in the hot tub in my bedroom with me pouring an entire bottle of jager AND a gallon of chocolate pudding down Loveable Lacey's naked body. This was at 4am and the STILL wasn't over.

Here's the first picture - There will be more to follow later today once I sober up.

khs · 09-04-2005, 11:21 AM

lots o pudding

Belinda · 09-04-2005, 11:22 AM

Looks like a lot of fun. Wish Donny and I could have made it but some of us had to work

I look forward to seeing the rest of the pics, should be very interesting..

Tanker · 09-04-2005, 11:22 AM

crazy 678

mammy · 09-04-2005, 11:22 AM

bookmarking the thread to see more pics later ;)

Niko Bimini · 09-04-2005, 11:23 AM

Sounds like we got lucky and left just at the right time again!

tapatio · 09-04-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

We had some drama, and the cops were called. (Keep in mind here that I was drunk.....) Someone got caught stealing the contents of someone's purse and was chased down outside my house. Besides stealing the contents of the purse, this person also stole my IPOD. Someone called the cops (It's not a party unless you have cops showing up when there are naked people in your pool!). I think my wife dealt with the cops and no charges were pressed. I'm not gonna go into details or name names until I get the details.

Told you the surfers would show up ;)

fatal attraction · 09-04-2005, 11:24 AM

Sounds like quite a party!!! Happy Birthday Richard and Shirley!

Yanks_Todd · 09-04-2005, 11:27 AM

I hope Jaeger cure's chocolate filled yeast infections, hahahaha

TheSenator · 09-04-2005, 11:32 AM

I wsh I had a cool wife like that.

Makingcoin · 09-04-2005, 11:32 AM

Can't wait to see the rest of the pics. Sorry to hear about the theif.

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimini

Sounds like we got lucky and left just at the right time again!

Cops were no big deal. They were around the corner when we left and did not even follow us.

Great party, and I will have pics up when I get home tonight, including pics of the thief, that I witnessed steal the purse. I highly expect he will be fired by tomorrow.

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tapatio

Told you the surfers would show up ;)

actually, the word is he works on the mainstream side of a very large local company

TurboAngel · 09-04-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Great party, and I will have pics up when I get home tonight, including pics of the thief, that I witnessed steal the purse. I highly expect he will be fired by tomorrow.

I'm glad you witnessed it.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-04-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Cops were no big deal. They were around the corner when we left and did not even follow us.

Great party, and I will have pics up when I get home tonight, including pics of the thief, that I witnessed steal the purse. I highly expect he will be fired by tomorrow.

The thief was an industry person/invited guest?!?

Oh well, all's well that ends with a nekkid chick in your tub covered in gallons of pudding I guess.

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baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

The thief was an industry person/invited guest?!?

I am only guessing he was invited. People knew who he was

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I'm glad you witnessed it.

He was so obvious, I just acted like I wasn't paying attention .. . .until he ran with it. Then I reacted

tapatio · 09-04-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

actually, the word is he works on the mainstream side of a very large local company

Wow thats a shocker. Which company?

Rochard · 09-04-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

The thief was an industry person/invited guest?!?

Oh well, all's well that ends with a nekkid chick in your tub covered in gallons of pudding I guess.

ADG Webmaster

As Baddog mentioned above, this "thief" doesn't really work in the industry, although he was invited by Punker Barbie. I just got off the phone with his employer and was told that give it serious thought and deal with him Tuesday morning.

In our industry we tend to represent the companies we work for. Sometimes we people represent the company they work for poorly. The booze was flowing, people were drunk, someone made some bad choices. However, it's not a reflection on the company he works for.

So far as I'm concerned, everything seems to have been returned. No harm no foul for the most part. He'll either loose his job, or perhaps he'll keep his job but even then he'll be watched like a hawk and his co-workers will make jokes about him behind his back.

I surely see no reason to drag names into it.

TurboAngel · 09-04-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He was so obvious, I just acted like I wasn't paying attention .. . .until he ran with it. Then I reacted

That's why I love ya!

Rochard · 09-04-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He was so obvious, I just acted like I wasn't paying attention .. . .until he ran with it. Then I reacted

Your my hero Baddog!

Titty Fucker · 09-04-2005, 12:26 PM

Sweet

tapatio · 09-04-2005, 12:30 PM

Name Names

dynastoned · 09-04-2005, 12:30 PM

who the fuck goes around stealing shit? ridiculous... anyways, looks like you guys had a good time lol..

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

No harm no foul for the most part.

Excuse me? No harm, no foul? The only reason there was no harm re: the purse (which was still undetermined last I heard) was because she had nothing of real value with her.

As I recall, after he was chased down and caught your Ipod was recovered, although broken?

The guy should be on the streets, and I think there were some very understanding and compassionate people there, because if it was my stuff, or my house the guy would have been slightly damaged before the cops arrived, instead of being allowed to just leave.

But, you guys are nicer than me. That is pretty obvious.

Still, I had a great time, and all the incriminating evidence will be posted upon my return to the cool shores of the Pacific.

xNetworx · 09-04-2005, 12:35 PM

Great times for sure. Sorry to hear about the drama. I narrowly avoided conflict when the guy in the Naughty America shirt (no offense to NA) rudely grabbed Cameron's boob on the way out the door. I was ready to drop a bomb on the kid but he was very apologetic so I let it slide. Some people have no respect for women it seems. Overall, I thought the party was a blast. Rochard, Lets all come over, drink a bunch of your booze, trash your house, piss off your neighbors and get the po-po's called again soon!

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Your my hero Baddog!

I plan on upping that a notch when I get back. We have some stuff to talk about, but last night would not have been the time to do it.

Hot me up when you are back in business mode.

Extreme Holly · 09-04-2005, 12:36 PM

I had a blast Rochard and Barbie, thank you for having me. I was definitely wasted and am surprised I didn't end up in that bathtub with Lacy!

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Great times for sure. Sorry to hear about the drama. I narrowly avoided conflict when the guy in the Naughty America shirt (no offense to NA) rudely grabbed Cameron's boob on the way out the door.

Yeah, I was wondering what was going on with that. I am sure glad I don't drink, I get to catch all the action.

baddog · 09-04-2005, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Extreme Holly

I had a blast Rochard and Barbie, thank you for having me. I was definitely wasted and am surprised I didn't end up in that bathtub with Lacy!

Was great seeing you too Holly.

Niko Bimini · 09-04-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Great times for sure. Sorry to hear about the drama. I narrowly avoided conflict when the guy in the Naughty America shirt (no offense to NA) rudely grabbed Cameron's boob on the way out the door. I was ready to drop a bomb on the kid but he was very apologetic so I let it slide. Some people have no respect for women it seems. Overall, I thought the party was a blast. Rochard, Lets all come over, drink a bunch of your booze, trash your house, piss off your neighbors and get the po-po's called again soon!

Yeah normally I wouldn't comment on any of the drunken drama, people drink, they become whatever they become.

But I saw this guy from Naughty America walk by and (as if it was no big deal) grab Camreons boob and was like WTF???? I have no idea who he is, but he works for a great company and should NOT be out representing them like he did last night.

And YOU Dave deserve props for NOT crushing him on the spot. Showed alot of class that you didn't beat him to death right there in the street.

SBJ · 09-04-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Extreme Holly

I had a blast Rochard and Barbie, thank you for having me. I was definitely wasted and am surprised I didn't end up in that bathtub with Lacy!

That would've been HOT!!

Thanks Rochard for inviting me! I had a blast and will be there next year for sure

Rochard · 09-04-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Excuse me? No harm, no foul? The only reason there was no harm re: the purse (which was still undetermined last I heard) was because she had nothing of real value with her.

As I recall, after he was chased down and caught your Ipod was recovered, although broken?

I think the reason I'm not overly concerned about is because I have two IPODs. The one that was stolen was badly damaged when it fell off my motorcycle at about 120mph. It still works, but generally speaking I don't use it often. In fact, I'm not even sure why I pulled it out earlier that day.

If he had stolen something of value I'm sure I would feel differently.

Rochard · 09-04-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Great times for sure. Sorry to hear about the drama. I narrowly avoided conflict when the guy in the Naughty America shirt (no offense to NA) rudely grabbed Cameron's boob on the way out the door. I was ready to drop a bomb on the kid but he was very apologetic so I let it slide. Some people have no respect for women it seems. Overall, I thought the party was a blast. Rochard, Lets all come over, drink a bunch of your booze, trash your house, piss off your neighbors and get the po-po's called again soon!

His name is Mark, and does indeed work for Naughty America. In fact, he stopped by my house this morning on his way back to San Diego and mentioned the event and told me that he felt very bad about this incident.

However, I may be partially to blame being as I was forcing Jager shots on him most of the night.

xNetworx · 09-04-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

His name is Mark, and does indeed work for Naughty America. In fact, he stopped by my house this morning on his way back to San Diego and mentioned the event and told me that he felt very bad about this incident.

However, I may be partially to blame being as I was forcing Jager shots on him most of the night.

Drunk people do stupid things sometimes. Nuff said.

SteveLightspeed · 09-04-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Drunk people do stupid things sometimes. Nuff said.

Yep, people were grabbing at my tits all night.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-04-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Yep, people were grabbing at my tits all night.

It's your curse for having such sweet and irresistible manboobies.

ADG Webmaster

SBJ · 09-04-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Yep, people were grabbing at my tits all night.

only cause you looked so damn sexy Steve

Rochard · 09-04-2005, 03:52 PM

All right...... I'm kind of beat but I managed to get the first batch of pictures up. Silent Bob also took pictures and those will go up in the next few days. There's also pictures from the chocolate pudding thing (and video too!) that I'll put up after I've caught up on my sleep.

And before anyone posts the picture, well, here is the worst picture of me. This was after I had stripped down to my Lightspeed Boxers and was in the pool. I thought we had decided no photos at that point, but someone managed to grab my camera anyhow.

The rest of the pictures HERE!

SBJ · 09-04-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Drunk people do stupid things sometimes. Nuff said.

Luckily I don't think I did anything stupid other then look stupid in pictures!

BTW Rochard.. want me to zip up the pics I took of Lacey after you downloaded my pics?

Rochard · 09-04-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi

Luckily I don't think I did anything stupid other then look stupid in pictures!

BTW Rochard.. want me to zip up the pics I took of Lacey after you downloaded my pics?

Sure, although I don't plan on putting those up for a few days. It was a late night, an early morning, I had guests all morning long and now I'm still trying to put my house back together. But that would be cool. I haven't looked at the video footage yet; I'm afraid to.

Two people ended up tossing their cookies last night (or early this morning). Thankfully no one did so in my house!

BrettJ · 09-06-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Yep, people were grabbing at my tits all night.

I apologized, didn't i ?

Anyway... thanks for the invite. I had a great time (even though i also drank too much)... great seeing you guys.

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,699	All right...... I'm kind of beat but I managed to get the first batch of pictures up. Silent Bob also took pictures and those will go up in the next few days. There's also pictures from the chocolate pudding thing (and video too!) that I'll put up after I've caught up on my sleep. And before anyone posts the picture, well, here is the worst picture of me. This was after I had stripped down to my Lightspeed Boxers and was in the pool. I thought we had decided no photos at that point, but someone managed to grab my camera anyhow. The rest of the pictures HERE! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION