Now I know what it's like to wake up in a fog and find a golf cart overturned in your hotel room and not really be sure how it got there.
Punker Barbie and I celebrated our birthdays last night here at my house in Glendale, Arizona, outside of Phoenix. Thankfully the nasty storm shortly before the party started didn't stop people from coming.
Although I told everyone no gifts, four people brought bottles of jager, and Scottie from Sweetapples brought me a bottle of pigs feet, a candy apple (get it - "sweet apple"), and - I kid you not - a gallon of chocolate pudding. The extra jager and the gallon of chocolate pudding came in really handy in my bathtub at 4am after most eveyone left.
We had some drama, and the cops were called. (Keep in mind here that I was drunk.....) Someone got caught stealing the contents of someone's purse and was chased down outside my house. Besides stealing the contents of the purse, this person also stole my IPOD. Someone called the cops (It's not a party unless you have cops showing up when there are naked people in your pool!). I think my wife dealt with the cops and no charges were pressed. I'm not gonna go into details or name names until I get the details.
Afterwards, as people starting leaving, we got reports of the local police department staking out the nearby streets. Luckily most people had someone to drive or had limos.
A bunch of us ended up in the pool including myself wearing nothing by my Lightspeed boxers. At this point we had pretty much decided not to take any more pictures.
The night ended in the hot tub in my bedroom with me pouring an entire bottle of jager AND a gallon of chocolate pudding down Loveable Lacey's naked body. This was at 4am and the STILL wasn't over.
Here's the first picture - There will be more to follow later today once I sober up.
